The 10 silliest excuses:
My accountant told me I’m due a tax rebate so I didn’t think I needed to pay again this year.
I was on my way to the Post Office to tax the car and called into the betting shop - there was a horse running at Doncaster called ‘Don’t Do It’ so I bet on that with my car tax money instead – it lost.
My mate said that if the cost of the tax is more than what the car is worth you haven’t got to pay it – it’s not, so I didn’t.
I fell out of a tree picking plums and broke both my arms.
I took too much Viagra and couldn’t leave the house.
I’d forgotten the motorbike was in my garage – it was hidden behind the BBQ so it’s not my fault.
I had man flu and couldn’t go to the Post Office.
I’ve been out of the country for four months and I forgot where I parked my car.
My dog ate the reminder.
My reminder on my phone didn’t work so it’s not my fault
https://gov.uk/government/news/dvla-reveals-the-top-10-excuses-for-not-buying-a-tax-disc 
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That's a little hard to believe.