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Mobile phone horror

maybe_baby
maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
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Although I have a mobile phone, I don't have anyone's number on it and I only take it with me if i'm driving alone as my partner always has hers with her. In addition I don't know about aps and don't even know how to text. Well this morning the gf's phone rang but there wasn't a caller. I asked how this could happen. Her reply: "I probably accidentally touched the fake call button" So I'm taking it that most phones have a facility that helps you to lie more convincingly!

Oh f**king deary me!

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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    what are you on about maybe

    I cant make tails nor heads of what you just wrote
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited August 2013
    nth london addick said:

    what are you on about maybe

    I cant make tails nor heads of what you just wrote

    Basically that you can pretend you are getting a call rather than tell the person you are with that they're a boring twat or whatever.

  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,795
    maybe_baby said:

    Although Well this morning the gf's phone rang but there wasn't a caller. I asked how this could happen. Her reply: "I probably accidentally touched the fake call button" So I'm taking it that most phones have a facility that helps you to lie more convincingly!

    Oh f**king deary me!

    I may, or may not, have used this function to get out of work once!

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    never heard of such a button
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    FishCostaFortune said:

    maybe_baby said:

    Although Well this morning the gf's phone rang but there wasn't a caller. I asked how this could happen. Her reply: "I probably accidentally touched the fake call button" So I'm taking it that most phones have a facility that helps you to lie more convincingly!

    Oh f**king deary me!

    I may, or may not, have used this function to get out of work once!

    FishCostaFortune said:

    maybe_baby said:

    Although Well this morning the gf's phone rang but there wasn't a caller. I asked how this could happen. Her reply: "I probably accidentally touched the fake call button" So I'm taking it that most phones have a facility that helps you to lie more convincingly!

    Oh f**king deary me!

    I may, or may not, have used this function to get out of work once!

    I think that's forgivable.

  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    nth london addick said:

    never heard of such a button

    So I'm not all alone in the Dinosaur club.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    nope seems not
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    I shall be downloading this app immediately
  • Addickforlife
    Addickforlife Posts: 2,101
    where can i find this button?!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    ts like the ladies special button we all search but only the great find *)

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,008
    swear my old HTC had this on the phone. didnt need an app.
  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,795
    ValleyGary said:

    swear my old HTC had this on the phone. didnt need an app.

    This feature was on the £10 Alcatel phone that I was using at the time.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,511
    My phone went through the washing machine the other day but amazingly it's still going.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,041
    Talal said:

    My phone went through the washing machine the other day but amazingly it's still going.

    That's probably a Bosch, they seem to go on forever.

  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Whenever my phone rings and my missus answers it, there is no-one on the other end either.

    Ususally because it's that bird from the petrol station asking me if I want to meet her for a bit of 'how's your father'!

    Know what I mean??!!??!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,079
    maybe_baby said:

    Although I have a mobile phone, I don't have anyone's number...

    Maybe it's the way you're asking ;-)
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,638
    edited August 2013
    Talal said:

    My phone went through the washing machine the other day but amazingly it's still going.

    Maybe you should turn off the washing machine, you should be able to get it out then :)



  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,511
    Yep I could've worded it better :D
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Stig said:

    maybe_baby said:

    Although I have a mobile phone, I don't have anyone's number...

    Maybe it's the way you're asking ;-)
    It's an old persons thing...phone me at home, not when I'm out enjoying myself etc.

  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,122
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Whenever my phone rings and my missus answers it, there is no-one on the other end either.

    Ususally because it's that bird from the petrol station asking me if I want to meet her for a bit of 'how's your father'!

    Know what I mean??!!??!!


    sadly, this was my first thought.

    This is one of the benefits to my girl not really being able to speak English ;-)

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  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    iainment said:

    Talal said:

    My phone went through the washing machine the other day but amazingly it's still going.

    That's probably a Bosch, they seem to go on forever.

    Very good.

    As for the OP - I've never understood the pride of not knowing how to use technology.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,905
    Hang on a minute, sorry - have just got to take this call

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