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Mike Parry Thread.

Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
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  • Legend is MP!
  • Wtf ?

    Mr Parry comes out with some classics:


    "If Ronaldinho joins Blackburn it will turn the whole circus into a circus"

    "Morten Gamst Pedersen should be given a posthumous red card"

    "Tony Pulis is literally giving blood 24 hours a day"

    "Man City have put a spanner in the waves"

    "Has Robbie Keane ever set on fire at any team he's played for?"

    "Stamford Bridge holds 42,000. So ten per cent of that would be about 4.1 thousand"

    "A blizzard was blazing all around him"

    "Blackburn's new owners... the Indian farmers from chicken"

    "There's a certain Englishness about the English game"

    "The ref is in a no-win, no-lose situation"

    "Making predictions is like throwing a dartboard at the fixture list"

    "When he takes a penalty, Graham Alexander turns his foot into a spatula-type device"

    "The England game was a bit of a damp squid"

    "Jo has become a national hero on half of Merseyside"

    "Darren Bent's second goal was a mastercraft"

    "Nothing can expand without it growing"

    "You could visibly hear the strain in Michael Owen's voice there"

    "Did you have any Mogadon tablets to keep you awake?"

    "Neil Warnock has kept a sack of letters from n'er-do-gooders"

    "Anfield will be a fortress cauldron today"

    "Peter Crouch is absolutely centrifugal to Sven's plans"

    "You can't turn a sow's ear into a rose. Or a flower"

  • I hope Mike Parry return to radio soon.

    Absolutely passionate about football and very entertaining.
  • Some mates of ours (big Everton fans) were on the same train as him coming back from West Brom to London couple of years ago. He invited himself to sit with them and at first they had no idea who he was . Within half an hour they were left in no doubt that the way he is on the radio is not a put on persona . "Absolute crank" was the words my pals used.
  • When he was with Alan Brazil he was out of control. The stories they used to tell were just their side they wanted to tell. They were massive pissed up bores, who would ruin people's meals by being tw@ts.
  • Wtf ?

    Mr Parry comes out with some classics:


    "If Ronaldinho joins Blackburn it will turn the whole circus into a circus"

    "Morten Gamst Pedersen should be given a posthumous red card"

    "Tony Pulis is literally giving blood 24 hours a day"

    "Man City have put a spanner in the waves"

    "Has Robbie Keane ever set on fire at any team he's played for?"

    "Stamford Bridge holds 42,000. So ten per cent of that would be about 4.1 thousand"

    "A blizzard was blazing all around him"

    "Blackburn's new owners... the Indian farmers from chicken"

    "There's a certain Englishness about the English game"

    "The ref is in a no-win, no-lose situation"

    "Making predictions is like throwing a dartboard at the fixture list"

    "When he takes a penalty, Graham Alexander turns his foot into a spatula-type device"

    "The England game was a bit of a damp squid"

    "Jo has become a national hero on half of Merseyside"

    "Darren Bent's second goal was a mastercraft"

    "Nothing can expand without it growing"

    "You could visibly hear the strain in Michael Owen's voice there"

    "Did you have any Mogadon tablets to keep you awake?"

    "Neil Warnock has kept a sack of letters from n'er-do-gooders"

    "Anfield will be a fortress cauldron today"

    "Peter Crouch is absolutely centrifugal to Sven's plans"

    "You can't turn a sow's ear into a rose. Or a flower"

    Creasing myself reading them
  • When he was with Alan Brazil he was out of control. The stories they used to tell were just their side they wanted to tell. They were massive pissed up bores, who would ruin people's meals by being tw@ts.

    Still better than having to listen to Richard Keys each morning . If I had a pound for every time that prat said "moving forward" I'd be a very rich man.
  • Use to always have me texts read out on TalkSport back then.
  • Had the misfortune to sit at a table next to him and that mug Brazil in the Cross Keys in the city a few years back. Pissed bores doesn't even begin to describe it.
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  • buckshee said:

    When he was with Alan Brazil he was out of control. The stories they used to tell were just their side they wanted to tell. They were massive pissed up bores, who would ruin people's meals by being tw@ts.

    Still better than having to listen to Richard Keys each morning . If I had a pound for every time that prat said "moving forward" I'd be a very rich man.
    Their old pals act continued to radio, all the old lags turning up as guests.
  • "Every house should have a bible"
    "The people of Bornea are evil and wicked"

    ps. I don't think Mister Parry drinks alcohol.


  • ps. I don't think Mister Parry drinks alcohol.

    He hasn't got a chance if Brazil is around.
  • "Every house should have a bible"
    "The people of Bornea are evil and wicked"

    ps. I don't think Mister Parry drinks alcohol.

    He most certainly does.
  • edited August 2013

    "Every house should have a bible"
    "The people of Bornea are evil and wicked"

    ps. I don't think Mister Parry drinks alcohol.

    I'm pretty sure 'beer' and 'gin' have alcohol in them - he matched Brazil drink for drink. Admittedly, this was 10 years ago now.
  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    OK, joining my good pal @theJeremyVine on @bbcradio2 at 12.30 to try and put the Spanish right about Gibraltar. It's British.
  • edited August 2013

    "Every house should have a bible"
    "The people of Bornea are evil and wicked"

    ps. I don't think Mister Parry drinks alcohol.

    I'm pretty sure 'beer' and 'gin' have alcohol in them - he matched Brazil drink for drink. Admittedly, this was 10 years ago now.
    He collapsed in Spain many moons ago with a rare heart condition and they say it's a miracle he survived. He made a big thing about not drinking, and turned to healthy eating, plus a lot of God stuff too which he brought into sport...maybe the reason he was ousted.

  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    Great to be in a studio with old fatso @Iromg last night. Have a listen and a laugh. He's still got the old magic http://bit.ly/184bW5R
  • Brazil: Let's talk about Bordeaux.

    Parry: As in the tapestry.
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  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    So far I'm right on course for my predicted score of 2-1 to England. Eng getting stronger. Theo Walcott most likely to score. V Confident.
  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    Brilliant result. I only predicted a 2-1 England victory to give the boys a psychological target to aim for. I actually suspected the draw.
  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    OK if you're still about at 2ish tune into Extra Time on @talkSPORT when I will be debating tonight's great rresult with host MG @Iromg
  • Brazil: Let's talk about Bordeaux.

    Parry: As in the tapestry.

    Fantastic.

  • Heard abit of him at 2am: His latest idea is for the 2022 World Cup to be moved to a country which Qatar can "hire" for the games. It includes the Qatar Government paying for all stadium & policing costs. Seriously.
  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    A very entertaining spat with old fatso @Iromg on his @talkSPORT show. Put him right on England and gave him a solution for the Qatar crisis

    Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    Right: straight out to feed the ducks. Nice to have some bright company after spending an age trying to explain my Qatar solution to @iromg
  • edited September 2013
    Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    Thanks for the interest in MG @Iromg and I bashing it out together again on @talkSPORT last night http://tlks.pt/UtqAsp

    Listen from 11-03, Got to be the Parry-ism ever.
  • Mike Parry ‏@mikeparry8
    I'll be having lots of bubbly banter with Big Al @alanbrazilTS on his breakfast show on @talksport tomorrow at 7. Tune in to the loony bin.
  • Moggie, with respect if anyone wants to follow him on Twitter, they can.
  • MOG, you are so far in the shite for this thread. Bad man.
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