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Would Ya?

BIG_ROB
BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
One to separate the men from the boys.....

Ina Garten (Barefoot Contessa)

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  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I prefer them less blurry but it's a yes from me. She's got a nice smile.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    Not a chance in hell
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    image
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited August 2013
    Bedsaddick said:

    Not a chance in hell

    Pmsl! Not even for one of her potato salads?
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    Well this must be one of the Oldest ever Would Ya's. 65 years young.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    OK, just about. But I will have to come into her pantry and examine her melons. My usual terms and conditions apply: six pints of Young's Special in advance.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    edited August 2013
    Yeh, would stick me wellies and bat cape on, smash down her back door and dust her Chelsea buns with my special frosting...
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Yeah, I'm in.
  • MattTeesHeader
    MattTeesHeader Posts: 622
    Count me out for this one!
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,775
    Nope
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Yeaaaa boii
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Yup!!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Looks like she knows how to hold a rolling pin! Just saying
  • chazza
    chazza Posts: 243
    It's a no from me.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Don't understand for the life of me why but I'm finding her smile quite alluring. Just have a feeling without the clothes she may be a bit, er, worn.

    Yes with clothes on.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    very good and i am in deep hard and fast
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Yeah, cheers for that mental image nla ;o)
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    the wrinkly saggy titties mmmmmm
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    They're gonna be though aren't they. Probably very fine milkers in her day but now, balloons left up two weeks after the party.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Me spaniels ears..,...
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  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    soapy_jones said:

    Yeh, would stick me wellies and bat cape on, smash down her back door and dust her Chelsea buns with my special frosting...

    No you wouldn't
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,838
    Looking over todays ladies, Lisa Snowden has the edge in the totty stakes but the Countessa would probably cook you the best fry-up you ever had.


    Tough one....
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    I'd have a bash.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Sweet jesus no.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    edited August 2013
    PL54 said:

    soapy_jones said:

    Yeh, would stick me wellies and bat cape on, smash down her back door and dust her Chelsea buns with my special frosting...

    No you wouldn't
    Alright, I've lost the bat cape smart arse.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    PL54 said:

    soapy_jones said:

    Yeh, would stick me wellies and bat cape on, smash down her back door and dust her Chelsea buns with my special frosting...

    No you wouldn't
    soapy_jones said:

    PL54 said:

    soapy_jones said:

    Yeh, would stick me wellies and bat cape on, smash down her back door and dust her Chelsea buns with my special frosting...

    No you wouldn't
    Alright, I've lost the bat cape smart arse.
    Only on CL could a thread like Would Ya? descend into acrimony. Get yer cucumbers out and the Barefoot Contessa will make a nice cream pie.

  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    you'd end up getting lolly popped, I mean look at the length of that rolling pin!
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,994
    nth london addick said:

    the wrinkly saggy titties mmmmmm


    I was actually thinking, 'yeah maybe' until i read this! So it's a definite no now!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    that aint no rolling pin
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    nth london addick said:

    that aint no rolling pin

    Well its a farkin big cheese stick

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