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Funniest joke of 2013 Edinburgh Fringe
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"I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
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Good grief, that's poor. God knows what the rest must have been like.0
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The rest of the shortlist were funnier.
Weird, the other year's winners have been very good.0 -
Im sorry i herd that joke years ago.. Wasnt funny then either.. Im guessing this list of jokes comes from the under 12s age group where the winner and his parents get a week in spain with the groovy gang...0
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That joke is a bit flakey.0
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Blimey! Get Hope & Kean on the phone - it's time for a comeback!0
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The top 10 funniest jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2013;
1. Rob Auton: ‘I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.’
2. Alex Horne: ‘I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.’
3. Alfie Moore: ‘I’m in a same-sex marriage… the sex is always the same.’
4. Tim Vine: ‘My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him “Don’t be Sicily”.’
5. Gary Delaney: ‘I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.’
6. Phil Wang: ‘The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.’
7. Marcus Brigstocke: ‘You know you’re fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.’
8. Liam Williams: ‘The universe implodes. No matter.’
9. Bobby Mair: ‘I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance.’
10. Chris Coltrane: ‘The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.'
Personally, I think the runner-up is better than the winner.0 -
As are 3, 5, 8 and 9.0
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3 is old.
6 and 7 are crap.
9 and 10 are the best.0
