Funniest joke of 2013 Edinburgh Fringe

Riviera

"I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

cafcfan

Good grief, that's poor. God knows what the rest must have been like.

North Lower Neil

The rest of the shortlist were funnier.

Weird, the other year's winners have been very good.

adamtheaddick

Im sorry i herd that joke years ago.. Wasnt funny then either.. Im guessing this list of jokes comes from the under 12s age group where the winner and his parents get a week in spain with the groovy gang...

CHG

That joke is a bit flakey.

MeebaumAzanitch

Blimey! Get Hope & Kean on the phone - it's time for a comeback!

Arry Addick

The top 10 funniest jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2013;

1. Rob Auton: ‘I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.’

2. Alex Horne: ‘I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.’

3. Alfie Moore: ‘I’m in a same-sex marriage… the sex is always the same.’

4. Tim Vine: ‘My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him “Don’t be Sicily”.’

5. Gary Delaney: ‘I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.’

6. Phil Wang: ‘The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.’

7. Marcus Brigstocke: ‘You know you’re fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.’

8. Liam Williams: ‘The universe implodes. No matter.’

9. Bobby Mair: ‘I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance.’

10. Chris Coltrane: ‘The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.'


Personally, I think the runner-up is better than the winner.

North Lower Neil

As are 3, 5, 8 and 9.

Riviera

3 is old.
6 and 7 are crap.
9 and 10 are the best.