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Cheryl Cole's bum tattoo

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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Mooooojooooo
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    oohaahmortimer said:

    i'm in between , wanna give her one from behind whilst rabbit punching the back of her head

    a sort of love/hate relationship

    I think this is the camp I am in. I dislike her voice and face - so clearly wouldn't want to be looking at that at all. But then not sure I'd be too keen on seeing that tattoo either. Hmm - such a quandry.

    Oh - and how do you think I know this could happen...........because I am stronger than her :-)

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Doubling up with oohaah Swisdom. Toss for top bunk fellas.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,373
    Feature wall on her rear
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,443
    Any one of you says that they'd turn her down is talking absolute, utter bollocks.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,443
    ...or is homosexual, in which case, fair play to you.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,006
    There's not a straight man on the planet that wouldn't do her. She still disgusts me though.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Any one of you says that they'd turn her down is talking absolute, utter bollocks.

    Only if she lets the missus at least watch.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,064
    Saw the thread title and assumed she'd had an Ashley Cole tattoo.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Wouldn't touch her with a barge poll, sooner dip Sonia Jackson before the weight loss and boob job

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  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,746
    She'd make a good 'would ya', like would you shag her if you had to live with her for 6 months first
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Croydon said:

    She'd make a good 'would ya', like would you shag her if you had to live with her for 6 months first

    Or would ya dip her if she spoke more than 3 words at any point in the liaison

    Moooooojoooooo
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,443
    I would nob that until my cock fell off
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Following Ashley Cole, it probably would.
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,005
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    I would nob that until my cock fell off

    You're in the 'maybe' category then LA?
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,786
    edited August 2013
    She's what I'd imagine shit flavoured pringles to be like. You'd try one, comment on how vile it was, before going back for another 30 secs later (repeat til tube is empty).

    She pretty much sums up the whole celeberity scene these days. But would I have a go?..............................Hell, yeah
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,037
    tangoflash said:

    She's what I'd imagine shit flavoured pringles to be like. You'd try one, comment on how vile it was, before going back for another 30 secs later (repeat til tube is empty).

    That made me proper laugh. Classic analogy.

  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Can't understand it really just looks horrendous but as a number said here serial attention seeker and all round trollop. Can't stand the woman sells herself as so nice and sweet but rumour has it she's a right cold fish with a nasty temper.
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY Posts: 4,609
    Not naming the guy (played for newcastle, now non league) had her before she was in GA (also a few other nufc players did too). Loves it in the queen mum supposedly.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY said:

    Not naming the guy (played for newcastle, now non league) had her before she was in GA (also a few other nufc players did too). Loves it in the queen mum supposedly.

    A prick between two roses?

    ......or is it a rose between two thorns?

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,624
    BIG_ROB said:

    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY said:

    Not naming the guy (played for newcastle, now non league) had her before she was in GA (also a few other nufc players did too). Loves it in the queen mum supposedly.

    A prick between two roses?

    ......or is it a rose between two thorns?
    Or just a cock up an old slappers arse?
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Up the mooooojoooooo!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    I had a great year in Newcastle. They are bang up for it like.
  • Loco
    Loco Posts: 1,037
    How do we KNOW it's Cheryl Cole? Surely she has a bum double?

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