Cat burglary

Leroy Ambrose

I just had to break into my own second floor flat after losing my keys whilst out running. Luckily, the useless twonk builders have left scaffolding up on my block for the last eight months without actually doing any work. After scaling said scaffolding, in the dark, with no ladders, then clambering across a steep pitched roof and through a window less than three feet wide and two feet tall, I am now considering a career change into cat burglary.

Thank f*** I lost all that weight - otherwise I'd have got wedged in the window!

guinnessaddick

You would have been on the phone to a lock smith.

Off_it

Leroy Ambrose - taking money out of the local ecomomy since 2012.

mickc

You must have lost you way as well getting in that late.

Glad you're back in though.

ShootersHillGuru

And did you get the cat ?