101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT

McBobbin

34. Yann is both an immovable force and an unstoppable object. When he collides with himself he rolls around on the floor and pretends to be injured

seriously_red

35.

Addickted4life

Not a fact, simply a great pic:

IdleHans

36. When he feels a bit below par, Yann can summon an instant downpour in SE7.

Mundell Fleming

McBobbin said:

34. Yann is both an immovable force and an unstoppable object. When he collides with himself he rolls around on the floor and pretends to be injured

Very good!!!

stilladdicted

37. Yann was the original white Vannes man.

RedPanda

38. Yann Kermorgant can believe it's not butter.

Covered_End_Lad

39. Yann Kermogant does not flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it.

MrOneLung

Yann doesn't coach our under nines, he just tells the opposition that he does.

dizzee

guinnessaddick said:

7. Yann dug the channel tunnel by hand.

Brilliant

jimmymelrose

stilladdicted said:

37. Yann was the original white Vannes man.

Clever.

I went on holiday there this year.

Big William

40. Yann shaves with a blowlamp

tom_k

41. A giraffe was invented when Yann uppercutted a horse

Norfolk_Addick

Yann once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decedants are known today as Giraffes.

Yann once made a happy meal cry.

Norfolk_Addick

tom- k said:

41. A giraffe was invented when Yann uppercutted a horse

See it must be true.

Cafctekkers

Yann has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afriad to move.

Big William

42. Yann got a "bag for life" in the supermarket... It has subsequently fallen to bits, but Yann is still with us. Invincible.

Rob

43. Yann is both left handed and right handed.
44. Furthermore, Yann has won the Lifetime Achievement Award, twice.

AFKABartram

45. Yann didn't get the last train home.

He invited the whole pub to jump on his back

Stig

46.

Mr. Happy

Mundell Fleming said:

McBobbin said:

34. Yann is both an immovable force and an unstoppable object. When he collides with himself he rolls around on the floor and pretends to be injured

Very good!!!

Not even just very good - very great.

cafckev

47. Yann eats 3 shredded Wheat every morning

cafckev

48. Pit bulls take Yann when they need a walk as protection.

NathanPrior

49. Yann can break glass just by touching it

Tewkesbury_Addick

50. Yann can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves.

LoOkOuT

51. Yann burned Michael Westen.

MuttleyCAFC

47: He also tells a darn good knock knock joke.

cafcfan

53. A Video showcasing Monsieur Kermogant's goals entitled "YannMan Style" has been watched 1.753 billion times on YouTube.

Joshuk87

54. David Cameron was going to send in Yann to sort the Syria crisis but was then told by the UN that using weapons of mass destruction wasn't fair.

McBobbin

Hope these aren't just Chuck Norris facts rehashed... but I must go with my favourite

55. Yann Kermogant can divide by zero