This was posted on facebook, from mums net, asking the question do you dunk your penis - it had me in tears so thought i would share it to brighten everybodies day.
Some comments people made were... - What happens if you want a drink in the middle of the night? - Have you never heard of baby wipes? - Can you foresee any circumstances where a penis beaker could represent something of a mood killer? - What happens when, as is their wont, your kids run into your room in the morning? - How do you clean said penis beaker? Surely not in the dishwasher? - Also, who really has a post-sex clean up area? - Is romance dead? - But most of all: Seriously, a penis beaker? - How can you be prepared to share a room with your husband which contains a penis beaker but not be in the bathroom at the same time?
'I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.'
Me and the gf just cuddle up in a blissful embrace and fall asleep. For us, a structured clean up would just ruin something very natural and beautiful.
Me and the gf just cuddle up in a blissful embrace and fall asleep. For us, a structured clean up would just ruin something very natural and beautiful.
Me and the gf just cuddle up in a blissful embrace and fall asleep. For us, a structured clean up would just ruin something very natural and beautiful.
"Structured clean up" - brilliant.
Personally I usually go straight into 69 and then everyone cleans up after themselves.
The thing that upsets me about this more than anything else is the fact that they must have kids or at least one child and may well be married yet are still having sex. I wasn't aware this happened.
Reminds me of the blind guy on.Big Brother a few years ago who used to rest his todger on rhe bowl to avoid missing when pissing, so had a cock and ball cup to wash it in after. Had us in stiches.
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http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/
Some comments people made were...
- What happens if you want a drink in the middle of the night?
- Have you never heard of baby wipes?
- Can you foresee any circumstances where a penis beaker could represent something of a mood killer?
- What happens when, as is their wont, your kids run into your room in the morning?
- How do you clean said penis beaker? Surely not in the dishwasher?
- Also, who really has a post-sex clean up area?
- Is romance dead?
- But most of all: Seriously, a penis beaker?
- How can you be prepared to share a room with your husband which contains a penis beaker but not be in the bathroom at the same time?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.'
One of the funniest things I've read in ages
Awww bless ya mabes ;-)
Personally I usually go straight into 69 and then everyone cleans up after themselves.
"I don't know; I've never looked."