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Sven's autobio sounds like a blast

PragueAddick
PragueAddick Posts: 22,188
in Other Football and Sports
Assuming of course that this article hasn't cherry picked all the best bits

The man who picked SCP for England, to his eternal credit

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  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,375
    "His current partner, Yaniseth, is a Panamanian nightclub dancer who accosted him on the street in Mexico."

    Quality.
  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,188
    I like "It happened that I met other women, too," he recalls drily from time to time.

    You can just imagine him saying that, in his deadpan style
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,011
    My prediction is that the first half is good, second half not so good.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,674
    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,051
    Haha...the comments...

    "Imagine you're David Seaman and you've brought the missus along to watch you playing a WC quarter final against Brazil. You've got one eye on a Ronaldinho free-kick and one eye on the Manager's bench in case the boss goes missing mid-match....

    Would explain a lot"
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,599
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,909
    North Lower Neil said:

    My prediction is that the first half is good, second half not so good.

    Very good !

    I liked Sven, I always got the impression that he was completely blagging it, and his exterior calmness allowed that to be masked.

    Loves a lady the ol dog an all !

  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    Kap10 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

    A cunning linguist.

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,011
    edited November 2013
    Love the fact that he nicked Nancy Dell'Olio off her husband, then realised she was annoying so tried to get the husband to win her back!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,390
    Subtitled: 'Confessions of a Serial Shagger' (even though I am an ugly f***er, I am a rich ugly f***er) ((:>)

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  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,188
    Kap10 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

    Not what she's saying now, it seems:

    "I think ulrika jonsson was very unfair to describe sven's bedroom technique as being like something from an ikea assembly manual."
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,974
    PragueAddick said:

    Kap10 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

    Not what she's saying now, it seems:

    "I think ulrika jonsson was very unfair to describe sven's bedroom technique as being like something from an ikea assembly manual."
    Save your blushes ulrika, you got svenned!!
  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,188
    Great sound bite from him tonight on Norwegian TV

    " before England, I lived the same life. After England, I lived the same life. The difference is that before and after, nobody cared"
  • Hastingsaddick
    Hastingsaddick Posts: 4,079
    PragueAddick said:

    Great sound bite from him tonight on Norwegian TV

    " before England, I lived the same life. After England, I lived the same life. The difference is that before and after, nobody cared"

    The trouble for Sven was/is as a nation we are obsessed with 'celebrity culture'....any dirt on him was always going to be dug up.

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