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Sven's autobio sounds like a blast

PragueAddickPragueAddick
in Other Football and Sports
Assuming of course that this article hasn't cherry picked all the best bits

The man who picked SCP for England, to his eternal credit

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    cafctomcafctom
    "His current partner, Yaniseth, is a Panamanian nightclub dancer who accosted him on the street in Mexico."

    Quality.
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    PragueAddickPragueAddick
    I like "It happened that I met other women, too," he recalls drily from time to time.

    You can just imagine him saying that, in his deadpan style
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    My prediction is that the first half is good, second half not so good.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.
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    JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    Haha...the comments...

    "Imagine you're David Seaman and you've brought the missus along to watch you playing a WC quarter final against Brazil. You've got one eye on a Ronaldinho free-kick and one eye on the Manager's bench in case the boss goes missing mid-match....

    Would explain a lot"
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    Kap10Kap10
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    North Lower Neil said:

    My prediction is that the first half is good, second half not so good.

    Very good !

    I liked Sven, I always got the impression that he was completely blagging it, and his exterior calmness allowed that to be masked.

    Loves a lady the ol dog an all !

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    RizzoRizzo
    Kap10 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

    A cunning linguist.

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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    edited November 2013
    Love the fact that he nicked Nancy Dell'Olio off her husband, then realised she was annoying so tried to get the husband to win her back!
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Subtitled: 'Confessions of a Serial Shagger' (even though I am an ugly f***er, I am a rich ugly f***er) ((:>)
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    PragueAddickPragueAddick
    Kap10 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

    Not what she's saying now, it seems:

    "I think ulrika jonsson was very unfair to describe sven's bedroom technique as being like something from an ikea assembly manual."
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    cafc999cafc999
    PragueAddick said:

    Kap10 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    What do the ladies see in him , he must have a big wallet.

    I think Ulrika said he had exceptionally good skills with his tongue.

    Not what she's saying now, it seems:

    "I think ulrika jonsson was very unfair to describe sven's bedroom technique as being like something from an ikea assembly manual."
    Save your blushes ulrika, you got svenned!!
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    PragueAddickPragueAddick
    Great sound bite from him tonight on Norwegian TV

    " before England, I lived the same life. After England, I lived the same life. The difference is that before and after, nobody cared"
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    HastingsaddickHastingsaddick
    PragueAddick said:

    Great sound bite from him tonight on Norwegian TV

    " before England, I lived the same life. After England, I lived the same life. The difference is that before and after, nobody cared"

    The trouble for Sven was/is as a nation we are obsessed with 'celebrity culture'....any dirt on him was always going to be dug up.
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