A bit of Friday fun - The one letter out game

AFKABartram

WIFE SLAP

Two couples swap partners for the week and kick the shit out of the women.

Lincsaddick

The Taint .. all he touches turns septic

MrOneLung

Home and Haway

Documentary about Newcastle fans on a trip down under.

Dave2l

In a celebrity get me out of here.

Show about having sex with a list of unattractive celebrities. Pilot episode Jo Brand.

tangoflash

This thread is much more fun than the takeover one.............:-D

JiMMy 85

Al Is Lost - the tale of a sailor who doesn't know where he is, but his boat is working just fine.

MrOneLung

Mr Sell Fridge

Show about the best white goods salesman in the west end.

McBobbin

Pasta mouse - like finger mouse but cheaper.

Bogpuss - about a cat with cystitis

Prick-A-Brac Simon Jordan showing off his hair product collection

Poof - a story about a young boy who turns into a dog. A gay dog.

DaveMehmet

A shit in the dark. Gameshow in which contestants have to accurately curl one down the pan with the lights off.

DaveMehmet

Drilling miss daisy

AFKABartram

DaveMehmet said:

A shit in the dark.

Gameshow in which contestants have to accurately curl one down the pan with the lights off.

I'm reading this one on the train and can't.stop belly laughing!

paulie8290

time to get involved i think any I do will be poor tho

Flick-Jim Carey goes round flicking as many people as he can

paulie8290

Danger Management-Adam Sandler gets a job on a Health and Safety board assessing danger

McBobbin

In the Nighy Garden - guerrilla It's A Knockout tournament in the yard if of of Britain's best loved thespians.

paulie8290

Bantz-Hamer.Jackson,Hughes,Solly and Wilson all get together to take the piss out of each other

paulie8290

A Bags Life-A documentary in which a suitcase is filmed for 24 hours

AFKABartram

UNDERCOVER BOTS

Fresh from his success with Big Fat Quim of the Year, John Leslie hangs his cameraphone low, and trawls the nightclubs of Wigan for some serious up the skirt arse action.

paulie8290

The Big Gang Theory-A behind the scenes look at the apparent gang know only as 'The Palace Ultras'

SuedeAdidas

Taxi Drivel

Spurs fan in a black cab talks utter, utter bollocks for the duration of the film

paulie8290

Bone in 60 seconds-A show where women go on to name and shame partners who can only last 60 seconds in bed

paulie8290

The Incredible Sulk-A Palace fan spends the whole movie moaning about their failed Premier League spells

tangoflash

Watch of the day

Gary Lineker presents on QVC showing the best on offer from Rolex, Sekonda & Timex. Alan Hansen & Mark Lawrenson reminise about life before digital and Alan shearer explains why the big hand takes an hour to go completely round..........

tangoflash

Followed by The Football League shop. Manish and Claridge spend an hour trying to sell gnomes, calenders, flags and other old tat the smaller clubs can't shift......

man_at_milletts

The Cycles Show - Vicki Pendleton and Sarah Storey discuss having the painters in.

man_at_milletts

The Boys from Razil - Henry sets out to discover who left a horses head in his bed.

(gets tin hat and runs)

tangoflash

The Lambusters

Documentary showing 6 welsh lads on a night out..............

MrOneLung

Topping point - how many games into the season can Palace fans go before getting the urge to end it all

MrOneLung

Only tools and horses - peckhams finest blacksmith gets into comedy scrapes.

man_at_milletts

Confessions of a Widow Cleaner - (Put your own description in here please)

Wiggins_whiskers

Treasure C**t- is that allowed??