Why Palace are staying up

Henry Irving · November 2013

Convinced me

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10842150.Crystal_Palace_to_stay_up__aliens_tell_Bromley_woman_who__used_to_be_Joan_of_Arc_/?ref=var_0

mrbligh · November 2013

Slow news day!

cafctom · November 2013

There is something embarrassing coming out about that club on a weekly basis. Have actually enjoyed seeing them in the Premiership!

Macronate · November 2013

i can just see little green men looking down and taking a keen interest in Crystal Palace.

surprised it hasn't been on the main TV news.

RedPanda · November 2013

I'm having a very poor day and that's made me smile, thank you.

man_at_milletts · November 2013

More proof that drug taking does you no good.

BDL · November 2013

Funnier than Lee Green's stand up routine (Sorry NS - Couldn't resist)

MuttleyCAFC · November 2013

The Terragons were adamant that Palace were going down when I spoke to them last night. I have always found them to be most reliable - it takes them 200 light years to make the trip to Earth, they have to spend it in suspended animation and all their family are dust when they get back. Just to tell me this important information, oh and to stick a probe up............

Kap10 · November 2013

MuttleyCAFC said:
The Terragons were adamant that Palace were going down when I spoke to them last night. I have always found them to be most reliable - it takes them 200 light years to make the trip to Earth, they have to spend it in suspended animation and all their family are dust when they get back. Just to tell me this important information, oh and to stick a probe up............

Up where?

MuttleyCAFC · November 2013

Where the sun don't shine

sm · November 2013

"Stephany Cohen is in constant communication with extra terrestrial races, including Grays, Cat People and the half-reptile, half-alien Reptilians. "

If she will keep speaking to Palace fans .........