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Christmas is ruined because....

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
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- with no trains, I couldn't have the traditional Xmas eve pint in the Old Doctor Butlers Head or the Cock n Walpack with the work chaps

- we haven't got any picalilli
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    I bought a gammon joint instead of a pork joint.

    Don't think we have Picalilli either :-(
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    My Central heating Boler just blew and I can#t get an engineer out till Thursday
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited December 2013
    I've got fookin big hole in my tooth. (and only half a jar of Picalilli)
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    First Christmas as a teetotaler and gotta go to the hospital at 7:30am on the 27th
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,421
    What the f*** is Picalilli?¬!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    I've got a jar of Piccalli you can have, AFKA ....... but you'll have to get the train to Cornwall to collect it.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    I just found out that Santa is not a real person .... ((:<)
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    LonelyNorthernAddick said:

    What the f*** is Picalilli?¬!

    It's something us Southerners eat with our cold turkey and ham on Boxing Day, as opposed to going out whippet racing :-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Is the piccalilli crisis trending on Twitter yet ?

    Have tried Morrisons, Tesco x2 and Co-Op. All sold out.

    Have till Friday to resolve issue, so might have to start a local Piccalilli Watch scheme.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    AFKABartram said:

    Is the piccalilli crisis trending on Twitter yet ?

    Have tried Morrisons, Tesco x2 and Co-Op. All sold out.

    Have till Friday to resolve issue, so might have to start a local Piccalilli Watch scheme.

    Tried Ebay ?

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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    AFKABartram said:

    Is the piccalilli crisis trending on Twitter yet ?

    Have tried Morrisons, Tesco x2 and Co-Op. All sold out.

    Have till Friday to resolve issue, so might have to start a local Piccalilli Watch scheme.

    Good old fashioned corner shop ?

  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,243
    I tried to picalilli, but they didn't have any Allen left, only Savage so I left it
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Loads of mates in the pub but because of the storm I'm still at work trying to sort out the people who are really in shit street because of the storm from those who are exaggerating a snapped twig on their drive.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Picalilli is disgusting and stunts your growth.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    AFKABartram said:

    Is the piccalilli crisis trending on Twitter yet ?

    Have tried Morrisons, Tesco x2 and Co-Op. All sold out.

    Have till Friday to resolve issue, so might have to start a local Piccalilli Watch scheme.

    Good old fashioned corner shop ?

    Didn't Big Rob used to have a shop. Think he has moved to France now. But he doesn't like to talk about it much.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited December 2013
    Lincsaddick said:

    I just found out that Santa is not a real person .... ((:<)</p>

    Oh yes he is, and he was last seen in Chengdu. Haven't we got a member in Chegdu?

    http://www.noradsanta.org
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Stig said:

    Lincsaddick said:

    I just found out that Santa is not a real person .... ((:<)</p>

    Oh yes he is, and he was last seen in Chengdu. Haven't we got a member in Chegdu?

    http://www.noradsanta.org
    the nearest might be Stu In Fu Man Chu ((:>)
  • Danny Addick
    Danny Addick Posts: 3,930
    I've been marking Year 3 books since Friday and still am!
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Had my wallet nicked at school, pay day too!! All credit cards and 1,000 pounds in it. Bloody Russians!!
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,421
    man_at_milletts said:

    LonelyNorthernAddick said:

    What the f*** is Picalilli?¬!

    It's something us Southerners eat with our cold turkey and ham on Boxing Day, as opposed to going out whippet racing :-)
    What's wrong with Cranberry sauce?!?
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Because civilised people eat cranberry sauce with hot turkey on Christmas Day, and piccalilli with cold turkey on Boxing Day... You may know it as "Mustard pickle" being from t'north. :-)
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    man_at_milletts said:

    I've got fookin big hole in my tooth. (and only half a jar of Picalilli)

    I'd suggest a real cure using a clove, but I dont think you can handle the tooth.

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    I've put me back out again
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    I've got fookin big hole in my tooth. (and only half a jar of Picalilli)

    I'd suggest a real cure using a clove, but I dont think you can handle the tooth.

    Thanks, Arthur but I've managed to get hold of some Picalilli and the tooth is alright now. They're obviously looking in the wrong places.

    Get the train from Mottingham to Lee, there's a deli there with loads of Picalilli.



  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Or take the tube?
    The Picalilli line?
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    - Sky Movies have Elf this year. According to the keyboard warriors on Twitter and an underworked Guardian journalist, at least.

  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    edited December 2013
    Am coming down with a cold so bought a packet of lockets to help with my blocked nose. Worked fine, but also managed to take half of one of my fillings with it...
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,557
    We have two jars of piccalilli, a jar of pickle and a jar of beet root pickle.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,358
    picalilli, it dont taste like it used to. Too sweet and not enough bite nowadays.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    edited December 2013
    Christmas is ruined because she's had me cleaning everything from top to bottom since the end of bleedin November.

    Then apparently, you have to move everything and put it in a differnet place !

    @kin 'ell. Give me strength.

    It's only 20 odd relatives coming round for 2 days. FFS !

    I think wars have been won more quickly & less painlessly.

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