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Spa day etiquette

PL54PL54
edited December 2013 in Not Sports Related
Am on a spa weekend with Mrs.

Never been before and don't know the unwritten rules. Obviously no blatant staring at strangers' cans or fiddling with myself under the robe. Also only being on here when Lady PL54 is having facial etc.

Any tips?

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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    No farting in the jacuzzi, even though you could probably get away with it.
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    StigStig
    No Bicyclette Anglaise.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ebBAzo-Eo
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    Dansk_RedDansk_Red
    Thought this was a thread about the takeover and a visit to meet the new owners at Spa in Belguim ;-)
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    The rules are you sit around the pool all day enjoying doing f all while you missus has some ridiculously over priced treatment.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Don't ask for extras
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    Try not to have an erection. Good luck.
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    After the steam room or sauna shower before entering the jacuzzi or swimming pool.
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    PL54PL54
    Do they have underwater CCTV in the jacuzzi ?
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    PL54 said:

    Do they have underwater CCTV in the jacuzzi ?

    No, but if you're careful you could probably sneak one in.
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    Remember to carry extra cash if asking for a happy ending. ;-)
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    northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa
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    charente addickcharente addick
    Don't soak your gravy up with a slice of thick bread at dinner
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    edited December 2013
    If you've got a male maseuse, don't ask for a happy ending.
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    SE10AddickSE10Addick
    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    Apparently 'Chariots' are a good chain of spa and saunas....

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    SE10Addick said:

    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    Apparently 'Chariots' are a good chain of spa and saunas....

    Are they a chain? I only know the one up by Old Street/Shoredich way. Wish I'd known before I moved France after I sold me shop up Grove Park, but before I had me new kidney! Ffs
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Shop?
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    PL54PL54
    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    This one is Alexandra / Utopia Hotel & Spa (Sussex)
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    Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    Are you turning into a puddle jumper?
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