Spa day etiquette

PL54

Am on a spa weekend with Mrs.

Never been before and don't know the unwritten rules. Obviously no blatant staring at strangers' cans or fiddling with myself under the robe. Also only being on here when Lady PL54 is having facial etc.

Any tips?

North Lower Neil

No farting in the jacuzzi, even though you could probably get away with it.

Stig

No Bicyclette Anglaise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ebBAzo-Eo

Dansk_Red

Thought this was a thread about the takeover and a visit to meet the new owners at Spa in Belguim ;-)

AFKABartram

The rules are you sit around the pool all day enjoying doing f all while you missus has some ridiculously over priced treatment.

DaveMehmet

Don't ask for extras

Wheresmeticket

Try not to have an erection. Good luck.

Baldybonce

After the steam room or sauna shower before entering the jacuzzi or swimming pool.

PL54

Do they have underwater CCTV in the jacuzzi ?

DaveMehmet

PL54 said:

Do they have underwater CCTV in the jacuzzi ?

No, but if you're careful you could probably sneak one in.

Absurdistan

Remember to carry extra cash if asking for a happy ending. ;-)

northstandsteve

Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

charente addick

Don't soak your gravy up with a slice of thick bread at dinner

BIG_ROB

If you've got a male maseuse, don't ask for a happy ending.

SE10Addick

northstandsteve said:

Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

Apparently 'Chariots' are a good chain of spa and saunas....

BIG_ROB

SE10Addick said:

northstandsteve said:

Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

Apparently 'Chariots' are a good chain of spa and saunas....

Are they a chain? I only know the one up by Old Street/Shoredich way. Wish I'd known before I moved France after I sold me shop up Grove Park, but before I had me new kidney! Ffs

MrOneLung

Shop?

PL54

northstandsteve said:

Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

This one is Alexandra / Utopia Hotel & Spa (Sussex)

Robbo on the wing

northstandsteve said:

Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

Are you turning into a puddle jumper?