Caption Competition

Henry Irving

Play nice now

T_C_E

"I'll tell you later, one them is still in the building"

Covered End

Murray to KM: "I won't talk too loud, but you're not quite the "sort" I was expecting".

adamtheaddick

So richard... Would u?

Covered End

Murray to RD : " You know you really do like Tim Henman's old man".

eaststandmike

Richard Murry to the person on his left:

Pssssst, I think these two should be on the Valley tour and have got lost, get rid of them as I am expecting the new owners at any minute

Cordoban Addick

RD: Non je ne regrette rien

Covered End

Murray : "I hope you guys will be better than the last couple of arsewipes".

LenGlover

Oi Richard stop making eyes at my bird!

Henry Irving

RD "Kate, I know you want to talk about players and contract but have you sorted out the potholes yet"

adamtheaddick

My farther was from belgium he married a 12 year old french prostitute with webbed feet he would make outlandish claims like he invented the exclermation mark we would summer in the mountains winter at the beach and make meat helmets...

adamtheaddick

Your right it does smell of waffles..

Exiled_Addick

RM: "Come in Airman Brown, do you read me? ... Airman Brown, come in, is the wire working?"

KM: "Er... Richard... just because you have your hand over your mouth doesn't mean we can't hear you."

RD: "No wonder they always sold their players so cheaply."

Covered End

Murray to himself : " Fook me, I think I've ballsed up again".

DustyRed

Now....That's something I haven't smelt in long time.

nth_london_addick

" shit my breath really does smell" (murray)

" Damn right no wonder the yank didn't see it through"( Katrien)


"Sort it out Muzza or you can join Powell in the Queue have you not heard of mouthwash" RD

Hartleypete

"The pitch was fine before you two took over"

nth_london_addick

"you really should wipe down there that's rank"

adamtheaddick

RD. We want koc to be unvailed tomorow..

RM. Snigger...

cafcsinger

Murray: "Church is erm... a striker" *RD and Kate bewildered.

MrOneLung

RM: Cough,splutter - 'you paid how much?'

DaveMehmet

RD: which end?

RM: not worried as long as we can high five over her.

Lincsaddick

Murray (to a disbelieving pair of Belgians): 'No .. that really IS the playing pitch, not a potato patch'

Taxi_Lad

RM Give me a minute, nearly got it, its up there, almost...... its gonna be the biggest booger you've ever seen!

charltonkeston

Put the kettle on luv

carly burn

Murray knew board meetings would never be the same again when Roland stated-
"What's mine is yours Richard.What's mine is yours.
Katrine,fetch the special toys. "

smudge7946

I would.
Check out those Belgian buns.

thai malaysia addick

Murray: Since I got caught smoking in the Covered End toilets at half time, I've started smoking these invisible cigarettes.

Stig

Smell yer Nan!!!!

Stig

When we are such a huge club that they make a Hollywood movie out of our rags to riches story, these three should be played by Harrison Ford, Sissy Spacek and Stratford Johns.

Henry Irving

Stig said:

When we are such a huge club that they make a Hollywood movie out of our rags to riches story, these three should be played by Harrison Ford, Sissy Spacek and Patrick StewartStratford Johns.