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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,271
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,423
    "I'll tell you later, one them is still in the building"
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,049
    edited January 2014
    Murray to KM: "I won't talk too loud, but you're not quite the "sort" I was expecting".
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    So richard... Would u?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,049
    Murray to RD : " You know you really do like Tim Henman's old man".
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Richard Murry to the person on his left:

    Pssssst, I think these two should be on the Valley tour and have got lost, get rid of them as I am expecting the new owners at any minute

  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    RD: Non je ne regrette rien
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,049
    Murray : "I hope you guys will be better than the last couple of arsewipes".
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,670
    Oi Richard stop making eyes at my bird!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,271
    RD "Kate, I know you want to talk about players and contract but have you sorted out the potholes yet"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    My farther was from belgium he married a 12 year old french prostitute with webbed feet he would make outlandish claims like he invented the exclermation mark we would summer in the mountains winter at the beach and make meat helmets...

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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Your right it does smell of waffles..
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,208
    edited January 2014
    RM: "Come in Airman Brown, do you read me? ... Airman Brown, come in, is the wire working?"

    KM: "Er... Richard... just because you have your hand over your mouth doesn't mean we can't hear you."

    RD: "No wonder they always sold their players so cheaply."
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,049
    Murray to himself : " Fook me, I think I've ballsed up again".
  • DustyRed
    DustyRed Posts: 81
    Now....That's something I haven't smelt in long time.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919


    " shit my breath really does smell" (murray)

    " Damn right no wonder the yank didn't see it through"( Katrien)


    "Sort it out Muzza or you can join Powell in the Queue have you not heard of mouthwash" RD
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,704
    "The pitch was fine before you two took over"
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    "you really should wipe down there that's rank"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    RD. We want koc to be unvailed tomorow..

    RM. Snigger...
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,556
    Murray: "Church is erm... a striker" *RD and Kate bewildered.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,890
    RM: Cough,splutter - 'you paid how much?'

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,621
    RD: which end?

    RM: not worried as long as we can high five over her.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,380
    Murray (to a disbelieving pair of Belgians): 'No .. that really IS the playing pitch, not a potato patch'
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,777
    RM Give me a minute, nearly got it, its up there, almost...... its gonna be the biggest booger you've ever seen!
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,372
    Put the kettle on luv
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,494
    Murray knew board meetings would never be the same again when Roland stated-
    "What's mine is yours Richard.What's mine is yours.
    Katrine,fetch the special toys. "
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    edited January 2014
    I would.
    Check out those Belgian buns.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,381
    Murray: Since I got caught smoking in the Covered End toilets at half time, I've started smoking these invisible cigarettes.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,070
    Smell yer Nan!!!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,070
    When we are such a huge club that they make a Hollywood movie out of our rags to riches story, these three should be played by Harrison Ford, Sissy Spacek and Stratford Johns.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,271
    Stig said:

    When we are such a huge club that they make a Hollywood movie out of our rags to riches story, these three should be played by Harrison Ford, Sissy Spacek and Patrick StewartStratford Johns.

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