New Player Linked: Coq'uomble

Chizz

Charlton Athletic are reported to be on the verge of signing defender Guillame Coq'uomble, from French L1 side Chamois L'Eather.

Coq'uomble, 23 is currently on loan with Dutch team Go Down Eagles.

"He's certainly someone who has been looked at", said current Charlton Manager Chris Powell, "although, if I am honest, he hasn't been looked at by anyone from Charlton".

"Don't ask me", said Chairman Richard Murray, when asked about the signing. "I've never heard of him either. Although I have seen his name on Charlton Life a few times".

Rizzo

First thing to bring a smile to my face today!

Dizzle

Is he any good?

falconwood_1

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Chizz

Dizzle said:

Is he any good?

Ask his agent, Pharq Noze

soapy_jones

Can we just rename the club Innuendo Athletic?

Rizzo

More importantly, how tall is he?

grumpyaddick

Its a stupid sounding name, he's from the Continent and Chris Powell doesn't want him.

That's good enough for me.

Not sure how it will wash with the Chamois supporters though.

AppyAddick

Some of these are quality!

http://www.openplay.co.uk/blog/top-27-funniest-names-in-football/

Macronate

so we'd have Koc, Wood and Coq'uomble at the back.

AppyAddick

I like the look of Mark de Man.

AFKABartram

Coq'uomble is a distant cousin of Fabrice Hujamaflipue

cafctom

I'll wait until it's on the OS site, thanks

Granpa

I'm getting dizzy, they could make a film about this coming and going. It is going to be a lot of fun when I have to ask my grandson ' which one is Coq'uomble ? '.

grumpyaddick

Macronate said:

so we'd have Koc, Wood and Coq'uomble at the back.

Patrice Prique from Toulon Tempest would slot in there nicely..

razil

got me hook line and sinker, doing ten things at once... bstds... closest I got was Guillame Crumble lol

charliewright1

Coq and bull!

dickplumb

He needs a bit of polish.

Chris_from_Sidcup

Give it half hour before this is on the football rumours site

grumpyaddick

Chris_from_Sidcup said:

Give it half hour before this is on the football rumours site

Give it an hour and it will be in the Daily Mail

RedPanda

I'm not convinced, his Football Manager stats aren't great.

Mendonca In Asdas

Got me going for a minute, until i read the comments from Richard Murray.

eaststandmike

This has to be a Leroy wind up. Didn't he introduce us to the word "cockwomble" in the week on the "cyclist getting punched" thread?

Shrew

Apparently his uncle in Bulgaria reckons he's signing

Rizzo

eaststandmike said:

This has to be a Leroy wind up. Didn't he introduce us to the word "cockwomble" in the week on the "cyclist getting punched" thread?

Whoosh?

Lazy_eye_metaphor

I heard we were after Dutch striker Hertz Van Rentel



I'll get my coat....

Jensenwasclass

Heard we are looking at non-league striker Hugh Janus. Free scoring forward
with Hinkley Ath - just needs to lose a bit of weight! Must be better than Church!

Solidgone

What's his favourite colour....?

Rizzo

Is his gaff any better than Danny Green's?

eaststandmike

Rizzo said:

eaststandmike said:

This has to be a Leroy wind up. Didn't he introduce us to the word "cockwomble" in the week on the "cyclist getting punched" thread?

Whoosh?

Lol, you bastards, there is so much going on I never read the thread, just commented..........................:-(

Leroy Ambrose

Oh dear, what have I done...