Please see link.
I do remember a colleague of mine getting in the lift on the 5th floor with someone.
That someone whacked one in of the crossbar and got out on the 4th floor.
My friend was then encountered with two pretty secretaries getting in at the same time.
He said if I ever see him again I will kill him.
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10993725.How_long_to_wait_before_breaking_wind_in_front_of_your_partner_for_first_time_/?ref=mc 
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