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What else went wrong for you over the weekend?
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Walked totally the wrong way from Hotel in Sheffield --maybe that was an omen... ,, managed to get redirected even though my 11 y o had his CAFC tracksuit top on ... -- ...0
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I had an appalling sexual encounter with a lady nearer 50 than 40. It was like two crippled walruses fighting each other for supremacy of their rock.13
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Was replacing a fence panel at mother in laws, stumbled backwards, Ralph Lauren sunnies fell off my head and I trod on them breaking beyond all repair.
Both my littluns and wife have got coughs and kept me awake all night.
On the plus side, my 3yo had his first haircut at 'Daddy's barbers' and when he handed over a tenner he said ' and a pound for yourself' as he had heard someone else say it earlier so that made me laugh and they have put his picture on their facebook page.0 -
Head gasket went on my car last night - Smoke everywhere outside my house. Not a total surprise because it's always been unreliable. Bit like Charlton really.
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I cut my bollocks shaving them before I went out on the piss in Sheffield on Saturday night.
All in vain as well as I didn't even pull.8 -
As if losing wasn't bad enough plus getting subbed I was just getting on the coach when this little northern twat with glasses starts kissing the badge on his fekking blades shirt and pointing at me. I gave it back in bucket loads to him and his old man.
Regards
Simon Church8 -
Not went wrong for us, but one of South Yorkshire Police's finest inadvertedly knelt down in a pool of piss.
Small victories and all that.....0 -
I trod on some lego0
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Dartford got beaten 1-0 on friday and deservedly so, and my spanish team Deportivo clocked up another loss on saturday evening so bugger football. On sunday, my sister rang to tell me my dad had been rushed to hospital after falling down the stairs, but. I can't fly back as I still have 'nt been paid this month
Oh yeah, my mother in law was round on saturday night, which was enough to bugger the weekend on it's own. How I miss those rainy saturdays in january! :-(0 -
Nearly pissed myself.2
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I stood in horse sh*t outside the ground and was in the very back row of the lower tier so couldn't see what was going on down the other end.0
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Mixed weekend - Saturday night started badly as we went to the Indian that was recommended on here and it wasn't great, but after tht we went to the Shakespeare, then the Harlequin and finally the Leadmill, all of which were great. After Leadmill kicked out at 3am we went to the bar opposite Jury's Inn (Gossip, apparently a gay bar but there wasn't anyone else there) until about 5am.
Needless to say when we woke up a few hours later we were all worse for wear and the game didn't help matters. Had to stay in Sheffield until 5pm when our National Express coach left and didn't get home until about 10pm0 -
Pulled my back holding up my daughter so she could feed a giraffe2
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Woke up this morning and realised ....yesterday was not a dream ...
I did get up at 4.30am
I did do a 12 hour round trip
I did blow £150 .00p and we did play Shite
But you wanna know what else went wrong .....I actually thought we were going to win....
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Generally I made the wrong decisions (hindsight is a wonderful thing) about what to do this weekend and thereby missed all the great weather. Saturday was spent in the car going from one car sales place to another without finding the car we're after and Sunday was spent on a coach to and from Sheffield with a spell in the shady part of the stadium. Deep down I knew how that game would go, with us tantalisingly close to success in the FA cup and being on telly, they didn't let me down. Then I had the experience of Southeastern Sunday train service on my arrival at Dartford, which resulted in me getting a cab in the end, driven by a mad African who started the journey going the wrong way up a one way street, nearly reversing into a car, driving on the right for short hair raising spells, all with the exhaust hanging off. And don't order your takeaway curry from Indica, Bexleyheath!0
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Cooker exploded...nobody hurt...replacement arrives Wednesday.0
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Found out our rent is going up by (just) 19% in June....I take it the recession is over0
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Broke up with a fairly long term girlfriend a few hours before leaving for the weekend. Spunked couple hundred quid, didn't enjoy the game one bit once the booze wore off, and took me an age to get back. Other than that, wicked..0
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Met some bird who had just split up with her fella. Blew the game out and spent all weekend giving her a good seeing to.9
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Sorry to hear that WA.WelshAddick said:The football hurt but it's not that important.
firstly one of our best friends 3yo has just been diagnosed with leukemia
secondly my niece is in hospital has been for 5 days she's only 9.
lastly my wife's cousin was murdered at the end of last week.
awful week.
The football doesnot matter that much today.
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I was thinking of getting a tortoise Offie , i think you've put me off...Off_it said:Ok, Charlton were awful, but to make others feel a tiny bit better about their weekend, what else went wrong for you?
I'll start.
After a long drive back I got home to find that our tortoise had shat on our living room carpet and then smeared it everywhere as he dragged himself around the room. It looked like someone had had a dirty protest in there.
Luckily for me my missus is used to cleaning up shit having lived with me for so long.
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I was thinking of getting a cooker mate , i think you've put me off ....Full Metal Addick said:Cooker exploded...nobody hurt...replacement arrives Wednesday.
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Don't be too hasty mate, get one with big tits and you're laughing. She may even be able to do a bit of cleaning and ironing of you're lucky.Shag said:
I was thinking of getting a cooker mate , i think you've put me off ....Full Metal Addick said:Cooker exploded...nobody hurt...replacement arrives Wednesday.
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had a bad dream.... i dream't we were beaten 2 nil by the blades..... and then i was woken from my peaceful slumber by a dozen "northern birds" shouting and swearing at 4 am in the morning ......and it turns out it was only true !! .............northern birds are gobby
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