"Giraffe spotted outside william hill in Eltham highstreet"

Dave2l

"The endangered west African 20ft monster was seen by onlookers outside a betting shop in Eltham high street, with one of the locals Jack, 59, saying "wow ya don't see that everyday" and Charlton fan brad, claiming "Our replacement for Yann Kermorgant has arrived, he would be good in the air".

"People were left amused and baffled as to how an animal like a Giraffe could end up in Eltham high street. There were jokes a plenty, as people suggested the tallest mammal in the world needed to sign on as he was touching distance from the job centre and has emigrated from Africa's even poorer economy".

"For safety pre caution people were polity asked to wait in Argos while the situation was dealt with".

"The animal has since been captured and no one was harmed".

Riviera

There isn't a William Hills in Eltham High Street.

smiffyboy

There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

guinnessaddick

Giraffe, how good are their burgers?

Dave2l

A road off eltham high street is still within its means.

nth_london_addick

After walking and swimming all the way from Africa you can forgive him for going down the wrong road

Poor bstd only wanted a job


At least whilst our giraffes are watching jeza Kyle this one got off its arse and tried to improve its life

rina

How does a giraffe/betting shop story not have a joke about winning by a neck?

Henry Irving

Was the giraffe one of Peanut Malloy's grand national tips?

Taxi_Lad

i'll stick my neck out and say this is a tall story

Swisdom

You're having a giraffe

Nicholas

It's ok the Giraffe has been offered a job at Toys R us

Sparrows Lane Lion

There is a Giraffe in Blackheath.

Hartleypete

Bit of a TALL story!

Brendan_O_Connell

There is a giraffe in bluewater as well.

http://www.giraffe.net/

paulbaconsarnie

Bet victor?

*only people of a certain age will get this reference*

Robbo on the wing

Hartleypete said:

Bit of a TALL story!

Nice to see you're upto speed Pete.

man_at_milletts

paulbaconsarnie said:

Bet victor?

*only people of a certain age will get this reference*

Poor old Victor.

Dave2l

nth london addick said:

After walking and swimming all the way from Africa you can forgive him for going down the wrong road

Poor bstd only wanted a job


At least whilst our giraffes are watching jeza Kyle this one got off its arse and tried to improve its life

had me in bits

smiffyboy

Alan wanted him to star in hangover 4

Granpa

Is it's name April ?

Riviera

smiffyboy said:

There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

I know where Passey Place is. I know there is a William Hills there.

There is not however a William Hills on Eltham High St.

nth_london_addick

Well unless someone spoke giraffe it was an easy mistake to make

smiffyboy

Riviera said:

smiffyboy said:

There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

I know where Passey Place is. I know there is a William Hills there.

There is not however a William Hills on Eltham High St.

Sorry Anne Robinson smug b***h