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Would a team of Kermorgants have kept us up?

C_A_F_C
C_A_F_C Posts: 3,878
in General Charlton
Not sure about his goalkeeping abilities but i reckon he'd do a good job everywhere else on the pitch.

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  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 5,026
    Would you rather fight a Kermorgant-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Kermorgants?
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,479
    We'd of won the league with maximum points - FACT
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,954
    RedPanda said:

    Would you rather fight a Kermorgant-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Kermorgants?

    have imagined both and that is a difficult question to answer.

    100 duck sized kermits would overpower you.

    so would go for the Kermit sized duck with the best feeling and noise coming from a punch to the chest.

  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,900
    We'd have won the FA Cup and be playing in Europe next season, where we would win. FACT
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,915
    edited May 2014
    No. We would of sold all of the team in January for 100k and got relegated... And then been forced to play @BDL‌ & Colin Powell up front due to having no players.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Not if they had got stroppy and refused to play
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,698
    No far too temperamental and would get annoyed with eachother for not passing on the floor. Also all 11 kermorgants trying to flick it on to one another just won't work
  • Eynsfordaddick
    Eynsfordaddick Posts: 2,046
    No but we can only dream...
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,152
    Number 1 Ben Hamer (we're not silly).
    Number 2 Kermorgant.
    Number 3 Kermorgant....
  • queensland_addick
    queensland_addick Posts: 7,597
    RedPanda said:

    Would you rather fight a Kermorgant-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Kermorgants?

    I'd need some time to think about that one.


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  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,471
    RedPanda said:

    Would you rather fight a Kermorgant-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Kermorgants?

    I've given this slightly too much thought and I've come to the conclusion that I'd rather fight a Kermorgant-sized duck than one duck-sized Kermorgant. There is no scenario where I would mess with Yann.
  • mickc
    mickc Posts: 575
    It doesn't matter now a team of Harriotts kept us up.
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,580
    The Kermorgant XI would get relegated...finishing bottom by a distance.

    Not only would we be the slowest team going, the Kermorgants would all throw a moody for the Huddersfield away game and we'd get docked points for not fulfilling the fixture.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,535
    Simonsen said:

    The Kermorgant XI would get relegated...finishing bottom by a distance.

    Not only would we be the slowest team going, the Kermorgants would all throw a moody for the Huddersfield away game and we'd get docked points for not fulfilling the fixture.

    Move on ;-)
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    No because they would have all left for Bournemouth in January and then all we would have to rely on is the youth team keeping us up.

    Oh wait... They did!
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,152
    JessieAddick said:

    LMAO reading this thread..... Just been away for half a day and the General Charlton section is flooded with 'Would xxx have kept us up' threads.... Is this what the forum looks like in-between seasons? I was wondering what people would talk about in June and July apart from the World Cup. Now I realise we will never be short of topic ideas lol....

    I wouldn't say that....

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