David Moyes Assault

mistrollingin

Something just up on Sky News, more to follow apparently

All_Thaid_Up

Sounds like he probably gave a smack to a mouthy scroat

scabbyhorse

Van persie wasnt that bad

palarsehater

http://news.sky.com/story/1266899/david-moyes-investigated-over-alleged-assault

Plaaayer

Lauren Moyes A-sort

Swisdom

How old is Zaha?

Absurdistan

So crimes against football wasn't enough.

cafcnick1992

I bet Moyes is completely innocent. No doubt some northern scumbag was trying to get a reaction then squealed to the media when he got one.

mrbligh

cafcnick1992 said:

I bet Moyes is completely innocent. No doubt some northern scumbag was trying to get a reaction then squealed to the media when he got one.

'getting one' implies old moyes is not completely innocent....

SheffieldRed

If Moyes did hit him, it was probably the first target he has hit all year.

ValleyGary

Moyes Victim "I thought i was going to die"

What a tart.

Brendan_O_Connell

ValleyGary said:

Moyes Victim "I thought i was going to die"

What a tart.

Clearly after a bit of compo. What a weasle!!

shine166

I think this is where the saying 'a face only a mother could love' originated

WasCharleyOne

Looks like the sloth from Ice Age

Oggy Red

Looks like Plug from the Bash Street Kids, in the Beano.

ValleyGary

Looks dead

Curb_It

The "victim" is a laughing stock.

Stefco

shine166 said:

I think this is where the saying 'a face only a mother could love' originated

Jeebus! I knew there was a bit of a crack problem in Scotland!

shine166

WasCharleyOne said:

Looks like the sloth from Ice Age

Good shout

ken_shabby

Twins. Mind you the sloth has a glimmer of intelligence about him.

dizzee

Looks like Andy Murray

red_murph

Curb_It said:

The "victim" is a laughing stock.

Absolutely. Proper muppet

Henry Irving

red_murph said:

Curb_It said:

The "victim" is a laughing stock.

Absolutely. Proper muppet

What did he say/do?