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Found this on the tube

Price list

Double headed coin to ensure win toss $3000
Wrongly awarded throw in in own half $10000
Wrongly awarded throw in in opponents half $15000
Yellow card against opponent for no reason $50000
Yellow card against star opponent for no reason $100000
Red card against opponent for no reason $500000
Red card against star opponent for no reason $100000
Goal disallowed for no reason $200000
Award of penalty for no reason $500000
Tournament relocated to country of your choice $2.5 billion

Specials

Award of penalty for no reason and red card $1000000 *SPECIAL OFFER US$750000*
Buy Two Get One Free on all Yellow Cards

10% discount on orders made before 15th June 2014.

Comments

  • Mate, can you return that list to;-

    Herr Sepp Blatter
    c/o FIFA
    A 5 star luxury hotel ANYWHERE in the World

    Ta
  • Mate, can you return that list to;-

    Herr Sepp Blatter
    c/o FIFA
    A 5 6 star luxury hotel ANYWHERE in the World

    Ta

    Fixed that for you!
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