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Caption competition

cfgs
cfgs Posts: 11,476
edited June 2014 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Here you go.....

(thanks to Paul at NewShopper and ITV football for tweeting it)
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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    Those that brag ;)
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    cfgs said:

    Those that brag ;)

    The photo, the photo

  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476

    cfgs said:

    Those that brag ;)

    The photo, the photo

    I admit you were first and I would gladly ask this thread to be closed......but as you keep posting on it you obviously want it kept open.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    cfgs said:

    cfgs said:

    Those that brag ;)

    The photo, the photo

    I admit you were first and I would gladly ask this thread to be closed......but as you keep posting on it you obviously want it kept open.

    it's ok, I don't have thread envy.

    just click on edit and then hover over the pic. Then click on insert image and then click on delete. Hey presto a big enlargement in size.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    image
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476

    cfgs said:

    cfgs said:

    Those that brag ;)

    The photo, the photo

    I admit you were first and I would gladly ask this thread to be closed......but as you keep posting on it you obviously want it kept open.

    it's ok, I don't have thread envy.

    just click on edit and then hover over the pic. Then click on insert image and then click on delete. Hey presto a big enlargement in size.

    Does that work in all things?
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    Reservoir cocks

    Think that's a winner!
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    edited June 2014

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