Soccer Fans Are Leading America Into Moral Decay
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Ann Coulter, the conservative columnist and frequent TV commentator, said soccer is destroying the United States of America. Her statement made waves on the day where Americans jubilantly discovered their 2014 World Cup team would advance to the next round, even after a loss to Germany.
In an “America's Favorite National Pastime: Hating Soccer” column on Wednesday, Coulter argued, among other things, people are only watching soccer because of Sen. Edward Kennedy's 1965 immigration law.
"I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer," she wrote. "One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time."
She referred to the game as boring several times in her column, despite the report that the U.S. vs. Germany game peaked at 1.7 million viewers.
She called soccer a liberal sport where there is no standout. "Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in," she wrote. (Coulter clearly never heard of Clint Dempsey.)
Coulter, 52, also said soccer isn’t a “real sport.” According to her, a true sport requires individual achievement and "the prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury."
The journalist added she’s held off writing about soccer for a decade “so as not to offend anyone,” but miraculously doesn’t care now. Or, she just knows it’s the perfect time to write about it because excitement over soccer in the U.S. is arguably at its highest.
Last but not least, forget the political gridlock in Washington, war or drugs or gun violence. The major issue with the nation is soccer, she says. “Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation’s moral decay.”
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/opinion/columnists/2014/06/25/coulter-growing-interest-soccer-sign-nations-moral-decay/11372137/ 2
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......the market for right-wing drivel is HUGE in America, its like one big echo-chamber where the Wingnuts take turns flogging books about how Obama is the Anti-Christ and how the UN is planning to invade America and impose Socialism.
Coulter is one of the biggest stars of the freak show, rivaled only by Sean 'Insanity' Hannity, Bill 'Bullshit' O'Reilly, Michelle 'Madder than Mugabe Malkin and Laura 'Lucifer' Ingraham.
Its actually quite refreshing that the world gets to see how truly mad these people are, they will say or do anything to get a reaction - and their punters lap it up.
Now, there are some of these folks on the left as well, Michael Moore being the best known, but the right-wingers are much better at it.
No Major injury in Football, so broken legs, career's ending early, none of that is major,
No Humiliation so an own goal to knock your team out of a world cup or any cup is not humiliating
what Rob Green did, Scott Carson even David Seaman against Brazil, none of that was Humiliating
Never mind about school shootings, drones and home-grown terrorists, it's football that's the real problem in the States.
http://www.anncoulter.com/
Sooner or later the law of averages dictates that one of these skin tubes will kill themselves cleaning a gun, or one of the imbeciles they pander to who don't realise it's all a joke will take offence and cap one of them.
Their sports are utter pony, Baseball (called rounders in the UK and a girls game), American Football (Why not call it handball? A game of Rugby but with lots of safety padding and it goes on for weeks), Basketball (a game for the lofty, if you are normal hight you've got no chance of doing well).
Even their motor racing has been dumbed down, they just go round in an oval, cack!
But at least they gave us Rock n Roll.
Lots of gems can be found here politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/anncoulter.htm including
"The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control."
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
"Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening."
"Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition."
"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"
"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."