top 5 bodily acts
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Ejaculating
Pissing when bladder full to bursting
Farting
Getting the itch sqaure in the middle of back
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
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...and the winner is...carter the unstoppable,,,Carter said:Ejaculating
Pissing when bladder full to bursting
Farting
Getting the itch sqaure in the middle of back
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss0 -
If it feels like the arse is falling out of your world then let the world fall out of your arse.
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You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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Farting
Having a piss when your at the limit
Scratching that itch you can just about make
Sleeping
Laughing0 -
brilliant, i may quote you in my client sessions:>)PL54 said:If it feels like the arse is falling out of your world then let the world fall out of your arse.
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wrong part of the world more like lg, but the relocation research is gathering pace...girlfriend is pressing me for a 2014 departure...limeygent said:
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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Pissing
Rasping
Itching
Cutting
Knocking0 -
wow, i had forgotten alan dugdale - he was definitely one of the most average/forgettable players for me...was he that noticeably bad?Baldybonce said:
Watching Alan Dugdale attempt any of the above.shootershill2tropics said:watching colin powell gallop down the wing
watching derek hales score
watching nicky johns shot stop
watching paul walsh score
watching jorge cpsta tackle0 -
Had one of them moments last night!Clem_Snide said:Making the toilet when you are in "panic shit" mode.
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i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.ValleyGary said:
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.shootershill2tropics said:
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.ValleyGary said:
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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sadly, insane chemical agriculture is increasingly global, even in remote rural areas (with the exception of one nation it seems, bhutan), but really appreciate your farewell wishes lg, and we WILL be one way ticketing somewhere tropical soon;>)limeygent said:
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.shootershill2tropics said:
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.ValleyGary said:
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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Please be sure to let us know how happy you are.shootershill2tropics said:
sadly, insane chemical agriculture is increasingly global, even in remote rural areas (with the exception of one nation it seems, bhutan), but really appreciate your farewell wishes lg, and we WILL be one way ticketing somewhere tropical soon;>)limeygent said:
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.shootershill2tropics said:
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.ValleyGary said:
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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i'll be sure to extend an invite;>)
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Here's another option for you.shootershill2tropics said:
sadly, insane chemical agriculture is increasingly global, even in remote rural areas (with the exception of one nation it seems, bhutan), but really appreciate your farewell wishes lg, and we WILL be one way ticketing somewhere tropical soon;>)limeygent said:
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.shootershill2tropics said:
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.ValleyGary said:
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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She wants rid of you too, eh?shootershill2tropics said:
wrong part of the world more like lg, but the relocation research is gathering pace...girlfriend is pressing me for a 2014 departure...limeygent said:
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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funneeee, nah, lucyluv n me are trippn' off to the tropics together...limeygent said:
She wants rid of you too, eh?shootershill2tropics said:
wrong part of the world more like lg, but the relocation research is gathering pace...girlfriend is pressing me for a 2014 departure...limeygent said:
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.shootershill2tropics said:
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.Bedsaddick said:I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
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Poetry.Carter said:Ejaculating
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
I would add that second to this would be the excited quicker stomach clenching version accompanied by your arse playing the William Tell Overture and all the lights going on and off in your head...1 -
I also have the dilemma of a number two...
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A short story.
When I was about 18 and went out with some colleagues for a beer at lunchtime, a guy in his 50s called Tom sometimes joined us. One day, talk turned to what we had got up to with girlfriends the night before (this was the early 70s, a more innocent time). After a while, old Tom chipped in with " Bollocks to that old nonsense, I'd rather have a bloody good shit these days". Cue incredulous looks and much laughter from us young uns.
Now, I'm 59 next week and yet to be convinced by old Tom's argument in favour of a crap over more carnal pleasures.......
........ but @Carter has come as close as anyone ever has to capturing the sheer joy of a poo. Hat duly doffed.1 -
no-wiper = Brucie bonus.Carter said:
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss0 -
Inhaling the smell of burnt racing oil.
Savouring the flavor of a beautifully prepared steak.
Intimate times with my lovely lady.
Listening to great music.
Turning off electronic devices when they start playing country music.
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Waking up at 06:30
Stretching after getting out of bed
Having breakfast
Going back to bed as it's a Sunday
Waking up an hour later, realising it's Monday and rushing to get ready for and then into work.0 -
Mmm, Castrol R. Always reminds me of my dad taking me to brands hatch as a kid and standing by the starting grid at a classic car race.limeygent said:Inhaling the smell of burnt racing oil.
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