Things you should not buy the inferior version of, compromise on the quality of or think it can be done on the cheap.....
1. Toilet paper
Why risk something so important when for the sake of a quid more it can be like using a quilt
2. Sausages
Never buy sausages with less than 86% pork - what do they put in these things ?
3. Mattress
You spend a lot of time in bed so get comfortable
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Condoms
Shoes
Prostitutes.
Class A's.
The Bed linen may not be as clean as necessary.
:-)
Whip
Charlton Season-Ticket..
What can I say... I like a bit of pain lol!
Vodka - can't stand the cheap stuff.
Baked Beans - Heinz only - will never eat any other brand.
Baked beans
Partners
Smoking in my house/car (I don't care who you are smoking around my kids or in my house is a no no!)
Sky tv! (Changed it once, never again)
Gary Albetts
Booze
Beer .... bottles yes cans no
Brown Sauce Daddies nothing else
BBQ Food
Razors
Beer: Never accept the inferior substitute called lager unless the temperature is over 30°c. Never drink from bottles if draft is available. Never drink from cans if bottles are available.
Photographic equipment: Stop kidding yourselves about smartphone picture quality. Get a dedicated camera from a reputable company.
Protein
Ice cream
Cars - cheap cars are, well, cheap.
Cotton buds - the end comes off in your ear and the stem bends on the cheap ones - Johnson's is the brand.
Deck shoes - Sperry Top-siders - the original and best.
Honesty
Meat
Baby Wipes
Car Tyres
What are you, the Prince of Zamunda ?
Razors
Thorough rehearsals.
Fresh fruit and vegetables
Shoes
Tea bags
Cling film
That's an incredibly boring answer.
2. Toilet paper
3. Bin bags
2. My dogs training.
3. My dogs food.
As for toilet paper it's Detol and a wirebrush in this house!
Amp
Speakers (floor standers not those silly little cube things)
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Sky
Blu Ray player
more speakers to go with the floor standers, lots of them.
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Room with sofa
food
and a wife to enjoy, with you, all of the above. (not that my one shares my interest in the above.)
Beer. Excelsior from Lidl tastes just terrible, experience has taught me to just splash out a few more quid for something nice.
Nights out. If you really don't want to go somewhere. Like really hate the idea of it odds are you won't enjoy it too much