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Five things you can't do but wish you could......

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  • Sing
    Play an instrument
    Punch Josie Cunningham in the face
    Punch Gemma Collins in the face
    Be really good at football
  • "Golden Touch" by Razorlight

    I know a girl with the golden touch
    She's got enough, she's got too much
    But I know, you wouldn't mind
    You could have it all if you wanted
    You could have it all if it mattered so much
    But then all they know is how to put you down
    When you're there, they're your friend
    But then when you're not around
    They say, "Oh, she's changed"
    We know what they mean
    Well they mean, they're just jealous
    Because they never do the things
    That they wish that they could do so well

    That kind of girl, yes she's never alone
    You leave a thousand messages on her phone
    But you know you never get through
    And you could have it all if you wanted, girl
    You could have it all if it matters to you

    But then all they know is how to put you down
    When you're there, they're your friend
    But then when you're not around
    They say, "Oh, she's changed"
    Oh we know what that means
    Well it means they're just jealous
    But they'll never do the things
    That they wish that they could do so well

    I saw my girl with the golden touch
    Give me a taste but not too much
    I never listen to the words of fools
    Well, well, hey, you
    You won't get it that way
    But don't ask for too much
    You're gonna need your golden touch

    Because all they know is how to put you down
    When you're there, they're your friend
    And then when you're not around
    They say, "Oh, she's changed"
    And we know what that means
    Well it means they're just jealous
    But they'll never do the things
    That they wish that they could do so well
  • Fly Concorde
    Turn into a Cat
    Play Right back For Charlton
    Go and live on the Moon
    Play Elvis Presley at Chess
  • 1) Speak a foreign langauge
    2) Have a talent or the enthusiam to get/keep fit
    3) Be a better planner
    4) Play the piano
    5) Make a lot of money writing
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  • Feed the hungry
    Win money at the horses
    Fight the armed forces
    Make a missiles out of mud
    Purify bad blood
  • 1) have a vague idea of how anything electrical or mechanical works
    2) paint/draw
    3) play squash and other sports with a rejuvenated body
    4) be capable of teleporting myself
    5) playing a musical instrument proficiently - guitar/violin/drums
  • Talk Shakespeare to a Mon-key
  • Stay cool calm and collected during an argument.
    Dive
    Do that owl hooty noise with cupped hands
    Sing confidently
    not be quite so serious
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  • Think @Chester_Conrad is saying he wants to create his own language
  • Think @Chester_Conrad is saying he wants to create his own language

    I wish I could.....but I can't.
  • Close Yorkshire
    Pack up smoking
    Spel
    Learn a language
    Understand cricket
  • Sing
    Play football
    Learn all the words to One Week by Bare Naked Ladies
    Get a six pack
    Exprex any kind of emotion about anything ever / smile (so I'm told)
  • 6. Figure out why my phone has stopped letting me edit posts to correct spelling errors.
  • Learn swedish
    Play the piano
    To drive a golf ball longer than the length of a mini
    To pick the 6 balls in a lottery once
    To be able to look good in Photos always look like a moody dick
  • Funny enough I can do most of the things in The Organiser's original list. However, I regret not being able to:
    1. Dance
    2. Find enough time to do all the things I would like to (work less?)
    3. Find a job I like
    4. Manage my stress better and not fly off the handle at times
    5. Get fitter, stay fitter, drink less (see 4)
  • I notice a lot of lifers wishing the played a musical instrument, well you can, its not difficult, you just need patience and time. If I can play anyone can.

    Anyway my 5....

    1. Earn enough out of music, so I could play/record full time and cover the bills etc.
    2. Fly a plane, I have had a lesson, but can't afford my PPL, maybe one day.
    3. Score the winning goal for CAFC at Wembley against Manure/Chelski/The Woolwich Nomads in the FA cup.
    4. Learn a foreign language, no time to learn.
    5. Do acrobatic summersaults flips etc.

  • 1. Get fitter by drinking beer and eating shit food.
    2. Play 18 holes without 3-putting more than 3 of them.
    3. Accept that joe pigott is the best finisher at the club.
    4. Activate the artistic part of my brain as I can't sing, act, dance, draw or play any musical instruments.
    5. Do magic.
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  • My number 6 would be to ban Paulie from the internet forever
  • 1. Understand what shooterhill2tropics is going on about
    2. Make Seth Plum calm down
    3. Have a punch-up like MSE7 & A Block
    4. Have hair like Paulie
    5. Be as romantic as Adrian in Blackpool
  • 1: understand women
    2: play and sing the blues (guitar)
    3: drive a rally or race car to competition standard
    4: earn enough money to retire early
    5: can't think of a 5th thing
  • 1) The worm
    2) Evade a punch
    3) Dominate a room (embarrassing myself to do so doesn't count, I can do that)
    4) Arrive to/from holiday destinations without the ball-ache of travelling
    5) Brentford away
  • Play Guitar
    Fly a Plane
    Give up smoking easily
    DIY
    Recover quickly after a night of carnage
  • 1) Cook
    2) Play the guitar
    3) Put a cage around Millwall & lock all 500 of them in
    4) Count
  • 1) Play the Guitar
    2) Play the Drums
    3) Sing
    4) Enjoy my job
    5) Run fast
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