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Lawrie Wilson facts:

Lawrie Wilson counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Lawrie Wilson.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Lawrie Wilson out. It failed.

Kids go to bed wearing Superman pyjamas, Superman goes to bed wearing Lawrie Wilson pyjamas.
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  • He used to be shite
  • His hair is shite
  • Chuck Norris has a third arm hidden in his beard....


    Oh wait...
  • A fear of siders is Arachnophobia
    A fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia
    A fear of Lawrie Wilson is Logic
  • He sneezed once... Was so loud it even scared Yann Kermorgant away (He's still hiding in Bournemouth)
  • Lawrie Wilson can believe its not butter.
  • Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season
  • DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season

    Yes
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  • DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season

    You don't have to but we will....

    This is a true fact, ex PM Harold Wilson is Lawries Great Grandfather.
  • Still won't start on Saturday!
  • Still won't start on Saturday!

    Doesnt have to...hes lawrie wilson
  • A fear of siders is Arachnophobia

    Ciders ;-0, As i live in Devon it may be useful. I must remember that fact.
  • Lawrie Wilson isn't afraid of death, death is afraid of Lawrie Wilson
  • Those that slagged Parkinson and vilify Church normally slag Lawrie Wilson as well.
  • Most strikers learn from Rolando! Simon Church Learnt from Lawrie Wilson! AND IT WORKED!
  • Lawrie Wilson is not allowed to be nominated for the Ballon d'Or as it would be to unfair on the others
  • Had lawie played on sat we would have won
    Fact
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  • This Lawrie Wilson thread used to be Shite



    And is still fckin shite
  • masicat said:

    Those that slagged Parkinson and vilify Church normally slag Lawrie Wilson as well.

    Never has a more true word been spoken
  • lawrie Willson can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  • C4FC4L1f3 said:

    Most strikers learn from Rolando! Simon Church Learnt from Lawrie Wilson! AND IT WORKED!

    Is that your pet name for Mr Duchatelet?
  • Lawrie Wilson played against Barcelona. He did 1 overhead kick, and he won 10-0


  • A Dad explained to his young daughter that the song went "... Was SHY and now he's alright!" Great bit of on the feet thinking, that! :)
  • edited August 2014
    " Dad, the Earth is about to be hit by a giant meteorite, no one can save us!"
    " Don't fret, Lawrie will, son."
  • shine166 said:

    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season


    Tip of the day: don't open the thread you do not find interesting.
    Do we really need a new thread with post match views EVERYTIME we play a football game??? *sigh*
  • When Lawrie Wilson was in high school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
  • Lawrie Wilson is the second choice right back at a second tier football club.




    Did I do it right ? !
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