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Lawrie Wilson facts:

CAFCTrev
CAFCTrev Posts: 5,978
in General Charlton
Lawrie Wilson counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Lawrie Wilson.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Lawrie Wilson out. It failed.

Kids go to bed wearing Superman pyjamas, Superman goes to bed wearing Lawrie Wilson pyjamas.
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  • Idle_Hans_Jr
    Idle_Hans_Jr Posts: 195
    He used to be shite
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    What the fucking fck is that all about
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,490
    His hair is shite
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Chuck Norris has a third arm hidden in his beard....


    Oh wait...
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    A fear of siders is Arachnophobia
    A fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia
    A fear of Lawrie Wilson is Logic
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    He sneezed once... Was so loud it even scared Yann Kermorgant away (He's still hiding in Bournemouth)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    Lawrie Wilson once nicked all of Chuck Norris's jokes and several facts off a Kermorgant thread.
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,978
    Lawrie Wilson can believe its not butter.
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,978
    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season

    Yes
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season

    You don't have to but we will....

    This is a true fact, ex PM Harold Wilson is Lawries Great Grandfather.
  • francis4england
    francis4england Posts: 421
    Still won't start on Saturday!
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    francis4england said:

    Still won't start on Saturday!

    Doesnt have to...hes lawrie wilson
  • Half Nelson
    Half Nelson Posts: 408
    A fear of siders is Arachnophobia

    Ciders ;-0, As i live in Devon it may be useful. I must remember that fact.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season


    Tip of the day: don't open the thread you do not find interesting.
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    Lawrie Wilson isn't afraid of death, death is afraid of Lawrie Wilson
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Those that slagged Parkinson and vilify Church normally slag Lawrie Wilson as well.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Most strikers learn from Rolando! Simon Church Learnt from Lawrie Wilson! AND IT WORKED!
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Lawrie Wilson is not allowed to be nominated for the Ballon d'Or as it would be to unfair on the others
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Had lawie played on sat we would have won
    Fact
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  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    This Lawrie Wilson thread used to be Shite



    And is still fckin shite
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    masicat said:

    Those that slagged Parkinson and vilify Church normally slag Lawrie Wilson as well.

    Never has a more true word been spoken
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    lawrie Willson can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    Most strikers learn from Rolando! Simon Church Learnt from Lawrie Wilson! AND IT WORKED!

    Is that your pet name for Mr Duchatelet?
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Lawrie Wilson played against Barcelona. He did 1 overhead kick, and he won 10-0


  • SilentAddick
    SilentAddick Posts: 1,603
    A Dad explained to his young daughter that the song went "... Was SHY and now he's alright!" Great bit of on the feet thinking, that! :)
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited August 2014
    " Dad, the Earth is about to be hit by a giant meteorite, no one can save us!"
    " Don't fret, Lawrie will, son."
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,978
    shine166 said:

    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season


    Tip of the day: don't open the thread you do not find interesting.
    Do we really need a new thread with post match views EVERYTIME we play a football game??? *sigh*
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,978
    When Lawrie Wilson was in high school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    Lawrie Wilson is the second choice right back at a second tier football club.




    Did I do it right ? !

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