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Lawrie Wilson facts:

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Lawrie Wilson counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Lawrie Wilson.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Lawrie Wilson out. It failed.

Kids go to bed wearing Superman pyjamas, Superman goes to bed wearing Lawrie Wilson pyjamas.
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  • Idle_Hans_JrIdle_Hans_Jr
    He used to be shite
  • TalalTalal
    His hair is shite
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Chuck Norris has a third arm hidden in his beard....


    Oh wait...
  • paulie8290paulie8290
    A fear of siders is Arachnophobia
    A fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia
    A fear of Lawrie Wilson is Logic
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    He sneezed once... Was so loud it even scared Yann Kermorgant away (He's still hiding in Bournemouth)
  • CAFCTrevCAFCTrev
    Lawrie Wilson can believe its not butter.
  • DeeBeeDeeBee
    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season
  • CAFCTrevCAFCTrev
    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season

    Yes
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  • GreenieGreenie
    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season

    You don't have to but we will....

    This is a true fact, ex PM Harold Wilson is Lawries Great Grandfather.
  • francis4englandfrancis4england
    Still won't start on Saturday!
  • Dave2lDave2l
    francis4england said:

    Still won't start on Saturday!

    Doesnt have to...hes lawrie wilson
  • Half NelsonHalf Nelson
    A fear of siders is Arachnophobia

    Ciders ;-0, As i live in Devon it may be useful. I must remember that fact.
  • Greenie JuniorGreenie Junior
    Lawrie Wilson isn't afraid of death, death is afraid of Lawrie Wilson
  • masicatmasicat
    Those that slagged Parkinson and vilify Church normally slag Lawrie Wilson as well.
  • C4FC4L1f3C4FC4L1f3
    Most strikers learn from Rolando! Simon Church Learnt from Lawrie Wilson! AND IT WORKED!
  • paulie8290paulie8290
    Lawrie Wilson is not allowed to be nominated for the Ballon d'Or as it would be to unfair on the others
  • floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    Had lawie played on sat we would have won
    Fact
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  • CharltonparklaneCharltonparklane
    This Lawrie Wilson thread used to be Shite



    And is still fckin shite
  • floydroadfaithfullfloydroadfaithfull
    masicat said:

    Those that slagged Parkinson and vilify Church normally slag Lawrie Wilson as well.

    Never has a more true word been spoken
  • C4FC4L1f3C4FC4L1f3
    lawrie Willson can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  • bobmunrobobmunro
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    Most strikers learn from Rolando! Simon Church Learnt from Lawrie Wilson! AND IT WORKED!

    Is that your pet name for Mr Duchatelet?
  • C4FC4L1f3C4FC4L1f3
    Lawrie Wilson played against Barcelona. He did 1 overhead kick, and he won 10-0


  • SilentAddickSilentAddick
    A Dad explained to his young daughter that the song went "... Was SHY and now he's alright!" Great bit of on the feet thinking, that! :)
  • 3blokes3blokes
    edited August 2014
    " Dad, the Earth is about to be hit by a giant meteorite, no one can save us!"
    " Don't fret, Lawrie will, son."
  • CAFCTrevCAFCTrev
    shine166 said:

    DeeBee said:

    Do we have to do this everytime a player starts performing and has been at the club for longer than a season


    Tip of the day: don't open the thread you do not find interesting.
    Do we really need a new thread with post match views EVERYTIME we play a football game??? *sigh*
  • CAFCTrevCAFCTrev
    When Lawrie Wilson was in high school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
  • se9addickse9addick
    Lawrie Wilson is the second choice right back at a second tier football club.




    Did I do it right ? !
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