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If illnesses and diseases were footballers we are trying to sign.

Jack_Charlton
Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
in General Charlton
First off I'm sorry if this offends any of you, but what with our influx of foreign players and the recent case of Ebola it got me thinking what sort of a player would the Illness be?. I'll start with Ebola.

Femi Ebola Center back From Congo value £400k
Riccardo Rubella attacking midfielder from Italy value £3.2m

Again I'm sorry but I'm bored and thought it would be fun while I'm following tonight's match on twitter.

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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,626
    take 2 aspirin & have a lie down..........
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    Aspirin Ajdarević
  • chester_conrad
    chester_conrad Posts: 738
    edited August 2014
    I think you may actually be the real Jack Charlton.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,995
    WTF ?
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    guaranteed some clown on here will accuse you of being insensitive
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    Not insensitive just fucking weird
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    If you can't ask which illnesses you associate with potential signings on Charlton Life, you can't ask it anywhere. This is one of the weirdest forums i've ever been on
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    Not normal behavior at all
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    cafcnick1992 said:

    If you can't ask which illnesses you associate with potential signings on Charlton Life, you can't ask it anywhere. This is one of the weirdest forums i've ever been on

    Haha I'll give you that Nick
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    With no offence or belittleling of these conditions

    Mike Salmonella

    Patrick AspBergers

    Dyslexic Dean

    Aids Akinbyi (ouch)

    Alan Glutton

    And the most horrible of all afflictions

    Kevin Muscat

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  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    calydon_road said:

    With no offence or belittleling of these conditions

    Mike Salmonella

    Patrick AspBergers

    Dyslexic Dean

    Aids Akinbyi (ouch)

    Alan Glutton

    And the most horrible of all afflictions

    Kevin Muscat

    Yuk, i feel ill.
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Yann KermorGOUT
  • chester_conrad
    chester_conrad Posts: 738
    Dirk gout.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Les Berry Berry
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    The_President said:

    calydon_road said:

    With no offence or belittleling of these conditions

    Mike Salmonella

    Patrick AspBergers

    Dyslexic Dean

    Aids Akinbyi (ouch)

    Alan Glutton

    And the most horrible of all afflictions

    Kevin Muscat

    Yuk, i feel ill.
    Well have some medicine my friend

    Darren Ambrosia

    Anttibiotic Niemmi

    Sammi Hystermin

    And the best medicine of all

    marco STELLA with thiobald ARTOIS
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Za Kansah
  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    Obviously not a footballer but John Parrot Fever....
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Stig said:

    Za Kansah

    Class. Not one letter added, subtracted or moved in position.

    Thread winner woo woo ;)
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,677
    If you're talking drugs, you'll need to beta blocker if you wanna score.
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 934
    Andy Delort would be thrush....he's proving to be a right irritating c###
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Michael Turner Syndrome
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Dengue Zhi
  • garfield
    garfield Posts: 336
    As VG says just fucking weird
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    church-lane said:

    Andy Delort would be thrush....he's proving to be a right irritating c###

    Beat me too it!
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Typhus Bramble and Michael Ricketts

    Enough to make anyone feel ill....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Polio di Canio

  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Hugo TubercuLloris
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    Tore Andre Flu
    Colin Bells Palsy
    Andy Delort and Hadji Diouf (known as ADHD)

    Of course, the team would be managed by Phil Parkinson's Disease
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Didn't we sign Piotr Parecetamol in January?

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