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History of The Earth In Two Minutes

Somebody's school project. Pretty good I thought. I swear I saw a Millwall supporter in there at the 31 second mark....

marcbrecy.perso.neuf.fr/history.html

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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,260
    Very good video
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,373
    Some of that stuff is from 1-2 million years ago, move on FFS.
  • They appear to have forgotten our loan signing of Eggert Jónsson in the 2012-13 season.
  • Hmm, mobile phones seem to get about the same amount of attention as the Renaissance.
  • cafcfan said:

    Somebody's school project. Pretty good I thought. I swear I saw a Millwall supporter in there at the 31 second mark....

    marcbrecy.perso.neuf.fr/history.html

    Single cell organism?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Artistic but bollox.

    If this is a history of The Earth in 2 minutes then human life would appear for a little over 16 tenths of a second at the end.

    And if you believe the bible then the entire thing is cock.

    Despite the French wording I assume this student is American.
  • PL54 said:

    Artistic but bollox.

    If this is a history of The Earth in 2 minutes then human life would appear for a little over 16 tenths of a second at the end.

    Yeah of course but 1 minute 59 seconds of volcano shots followed by a single shot of a geezer wouldn't be so `entertaining'. It's someones interpretation of the history of Earth...an exponential curve of time...but you know this anyway.

  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757

    PL54 said:

    Artistic but bollox.

    If this is a history of The Earth in 2 minutes then human life would appear for a little over 16 tenths of a second at the end.

    Yeah of course but 1 minute 59 seconds of volcano shots followed by a single shot of a geezer wouldn't be so `entertaining'. It's someones interpretation of the history of Earth...an exponential curve of time...but you know this anyway.

    Exponential curve of time. Love it.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    And I might have got that wrong - it's 16 hundredths of a second. Someone check it though please. Perhaps the lad with the pencil case.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    PL54 said:

    Artistic but bollox.

    Despite the French wording I assume this student is American.

    The American references throughout would support that.

    Probably had to use a French platform to prevent the US God Squad putting out a fatwah.


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  • IAgree
    IAgree Posts: 1,839
    Very good but goes on a bit!

  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    Where's the Delort scandal?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,067
    Couldn't possibly fit that into 2 mins.
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,921
    Obviously didn't research the internet thoroughly and fallen for the story that we landed a man on the moon.
  • Where's the Delort scandal?

    Yeah, as everybody knows the Delort saga existed for around 99.9% of the entire existence of the human race (+- 180 million years?)
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,201
    I prefer this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sjHGODFHg
    The date thing is a bit wrong, but the bit where the 3rd Reich spreads out is pretty dramatic.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    I like that - the bit when Northern France becomes England is good.
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,921
    PL54 said:

    I like that - the bit when Northern France becomes England is good.

    I'm no historian but it starts post 1066 and think its showing England and some French provinces had the same King but the French bits got lost, apart from the Channel Islands, leaving just England. Might be argued that England is a colony of Guernsey!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    From schooldays, I seem to remember the index page of the Bible was dedicated to King James, King of England and France.

    Forget Agincourt, Black Prince, Joan of Arc etc ... we need to restore Calais to it's rightful place as part of England!




    PS: On second thoughts, p'raps not.
  • Oggy Red said:

    From schooldays, I seem to remember the index page of the Bible was dedicated to King James, King of England and France.

    Forget Agincourt, Black Prince, Joan of Arc etc ... we need to restore Calais to it's rightful place as part of England!




    PS: On second thoughts, p'raps not.

    Calais away day. Sounds better than going to Huddersfield.

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  • Maidstone played Calais away last pre-season! Took a hundred or so over!
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    This is the one that gets me. Makes me think, we're so f*****d in the next 50 years.

    (takes 2 mins to get going).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_9SutNmfFk