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Caption Competition - New signing Élan Assiana

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,242
edited October 2014 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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"OK, Gaffer so I get this mobile phone and all the stationery I want?"

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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    So if I sign here I become the players hairdresser yeah
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    You look a lot scarier in the photos I have seen of you Mr Peters.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,242
    Steve Avory

    "You'll be able to blur the names on the whiteboard when you print this photo so those feckers on Charlton Life can't read who were after, right?"
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    Done Deal innit :-)
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    'Gottle of geer, gottle of geer.'
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,793
    Steve Avory and Elan Assiana try to puzzle out the caption competition points scoring.
  • ashley
    ashley Posts: 531
    I absolutely promise you that you are at Charlton and no I am certainly not Neil Warnock please check my eyebrows
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    Photographer: "Anyone told you that you look a bit like that Neil Warnock at this angle, Steve?"

    Avory: "what did you say dead man with the camera?"
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,871
    find out we sign a new player via caption comnpetition.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,793
    "Come on Elan, let's smile for the camera and not let on that we've been arguing over the right length of hair for highlights."

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  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    paulie8290 said:

    So if I sign here I become the players hairdresser yeah

    nil pois

    not a valid entry
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,632
    Bend over this desk son and you can have a 2 year contract.

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    " Stand up lad so they can all see how tall you are."
    "I already am."
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,056
    Tell me boss...do all your new players sign contracts with red crayons??
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,634
    "The charlton life forum are gonna have a field day over how tall you are, knew I shoulda brought them heels in "
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,120
    "Why does everyone call me Lotus?"
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Nah, those boxes aren't photocopier toner lad, they're Paulies personal stock of highlight toner.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Do I have to sign?...

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257
    "When do I get to meet Simon Church?"
  • delroofer
    delroofer Posts: 857
    Now you have joined all the dots you can colour it in!

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,361
    edited October 2014
    Steve Avory has gone from teaching Dazzler in P.E to helping Élan Assiana with his homework. How the great fall.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,282
    Diego Poyet told me this was a great place to spend 2 years and I needed a new challenge anyway.
  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,299
    Where's Scarfy?
  • HantsAddick
    HantsAddick Posts: 2,423
    I bet Ronaldo doesn't have to sign his contracts in a stationery cupboard.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    I know you are left handed and wouldn't really sign with a red magic marker but when the red and scarf arrives you won't get to wear that every day, so just smile.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Never mind 'can I take my coat off first' just sign the bloody form, and tidy up this office.
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 935
    SA - So Elan, what we have here at Charlton is a buddying system for all the new boys. we put you with a senior player who will act as your mentor. Let's go find Simon Church.
    EA - Oh you c***!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,360
    SA - Here at Charlton Athletic we pride ourselves in our Academy and the growing list of young players we have nurtured through our ranks who are now achieving their dreams in our first team or in the first teams of some of the best and most prestigious teams in the country and around the world. Now Elan, can you shift all these boxes as this place is looking a complete tip?
    EA - Que?
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Some great stuff here. Why so much funnier than official thread?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    I have no idea who you are sonny jim - write your name down here and I will go and google you.

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