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witty headline required

Salad
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surely Charlton Life can come up with a better headline for this story than the very dry BBC one:
Hedgehog stops game between Hitchin Town and Arlesey Town
Hedgehog stops game between Hitchin Town and Arlesey Town
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Pricks interrupt non-league game ...9
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Prick In The Arlesey At Hitchin1
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Hedgehogs....why dont they share?.....*not mine
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Points shared.7
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Sonic confused - oap sonic the hedgehog confuses Dr robotnick for Dr martens league game. He was put down after the game.
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Sonic still on the quest for rings but finds 22 arseholes instead.0 -
Hitchin , given the needle by furry friend ( shocking I know).0
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Hedgehog thinks 'arlesey a hitch-in this game'.0
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Officials prove what pricks they are when Linesman handles hedgehog the wrong way.0
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Or as a credit to the BBC's journalistic skills
Pig interrupts FA Cup match between Hitchins Towns and Arleseys Athletics0 -
'Itchen with fleas.0
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Pricks nix hicks' kicks0 -
More pricks than usual on a football pitch0
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Titch Hedgehog Hogs Hitchin Pitch0