witty headline required

Salad

surely Charlton Life can come up with a better headline for this story than the very dry BBC one:
Hedgehog stops game between Hitchin Town and Arlesey Town

Addickted2TheReds

Pricks interrupt non-league game ...

LenGlover

Prick In The Arlesey At Hitchin

fatkit

Hedgehogs....why dont they share?.....*not mine

MrOneLung

Points shared.

Nicholas

Sonic confused - oap sonic the hedgehog confuses Dr robotnick for Dr martens league game. He was put down after the game.

Or

Sonic still on the quest for rings but finds 22 arseholes instead.

Mendonca In Asdas

Hitchin , given the needle by furry friend ( shocking I know).

Athletico Charlton

Hedgehog thinks 'arlesey a hitch-in this game'.

ForeverAddickted

Officials prove what pricks they are when Linesman handles hedgehog the wrong way.

ForeverAddickted

Or as a credit to the BBC's journalistic skills

Pig interrupts FA Cup match between Hitchins Towns and Arleseys Athletics

Stig

'Itchen with fleas.

Henry Irving

Gay Romanian migrants in Ebola hedgehog scandal - The Guardian

cafcfan

RSPCA probe football club's method of hollow tining the pitch.

ValleyGary

Hedgehog eyes Wales Call-up

mattaddick

Game abandoned due to thick hog

MrOneLung

Henry Irving said:

Gay Romanian migrants in Ebola hedgehog scandal - The Guardian

Surely Mail or Express Henners?

GlassHalfFull

Pricks nix hicks' kicks

Its_Hamer_Time

More pricks than usual on a football pitch

Chunes

Titch Hedgehog Hogs Hitchin Pitch