I was reminiscing with a friend about the time I used to play darts.
We played a team in Upper Belvedere and one of their lads was being heckled by his teammate. With that the lad picked up an ashtray brimming full of ciggie butts and tipped it over his head, into his beer and down his shirt. That shut him up.
I used to play for the Three Blackbirds in Blackfen, A bloke walked across the mat between throws and his dog deposited a George the Third right onto the mat. The bloke and his dog just carried on walking into the cold night air.
The landlord loved clearing that up; however, I always wonder whether the sandwiches had already been prepared. I hope so.
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I got up this morning had a shower and went to work. I didnt have breakfast!!!
Can any lifers beat that?