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The title of your Autobiography?

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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Genius or Twat?

    or

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
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    JonnyKJonnyK
    Better to have lived and lost than never to have lived at all - it ain't a dress rehearsal mate!
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    barstoolbarstool
    'Live by the sword that tames the lion'
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
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    LenGloverLenGlover
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    edited November 2014
    Algarveaddick said:

    Genius or Twat?

    or

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

    As I have already bagsied(sic) the title "twat" I believe that makes you a "genius". I just cannot believe I just said that Algarve...
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
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    JarmanJarman
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    MacronateMacronate
    Walk Myself Silly

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    ValiantphilValiantphil
    "Superglue on the cover"

    The book you can't put down
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    cafcnick1992cafcnick1992
    One small step for dog, one giant wow for mankind:

    The dog who wound up posters on a Ched Evans and Religion thread and inspired a generation.

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    cafcfancafcfan
    Eating Raw Pastry and Other Misdemeanours

    Presumably Paulie's would be The Highlights of My Life?
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    soapy_jones said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    Genius or Twat?

    or

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

    As I have already bagsied(sic) the title "twat" I believe that makes you a "genius". I just cannot believe I just said that Algarve...
    Surely by stupidly missing your post, I out "Twat" you SJ?
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    BoomBoom
    Boom - what a c*nt he is.
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    BoomBoom
    Paraphrasing what my missus just said as I saved our house from being burnt down by her shite cooking. My fault apparently.
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    LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
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    (Stolen from Seasick Steve)
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    thecrazyaddickthecrazyaddick
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    Tales of a london accountant turned surf and ski bum on the Pacific coast.
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    A Whole Lot of Meh.
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    Alex WrightAlex Wright
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