I picked up a 20p coin up off the pavement yesterday, but I had to think twice whether to. I probably would not have bothered for anything less. I then wondered do other people have a lower limit.
I used to sit at the front of the East stand. Walking up the steps after a game, a young lad (18 ish) and I both spotted a £20 note on a step in front of us.
We knew we had both seen it and shot each other a glance. The lad told me how he was skint as he'd done his bollocks at the bookies.
Being a charitable soul (mug) - I told him to pick it up.
He thanked me and picked it up with a smile.
He then pulled apart two £20 notes, smiled even more and stuffed both of them in his pocket and strolled off!
I was so gobsmacked that he hadn't split the forty quid I didn't even give him any abuse.
I used to sit at the front of the East stand. Walking up the steps after a game, a young lad (18 ish) and I both spotted a £20 note on a step in front of us.
We knew we had both seen it and shot each other a glance. The lad told me how he was skint as he'd done his bollocks at the bookies.
Being a charitable soul (mug) - I told him to pick it up.
He thanked me and picked it up with a smile.
He then pulled apart two £20 notes, smiled even more and stuffed both of them in his pocket and strolled off!
I was so gobsmacked that he hadn't split the forty quid I didn't even give him any abuse.
I was at school with Dave Whelan and we used to shout, 'The Jews love to pick up money. They love it. But non-Jews do too. We all love to pick up money.'
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Jew Boy
Me, I'd pick only up 50p or more. If you bother with any less than that you are clearly scum.
We knew we had both seen it and shot each other a glance. The lad told me how he was skint as he'd done his bollocks at the bookies.
Being a charitable soul (mug) - I told him to pick it up.
He thanked me and picked it up with a smile.
He then pulled apart two £20 notes, smiled even more and stuffed both of them in his pocket and strolled off!
I was so gobsmacked that he hadn't split the forty quid I didn't even give him any abuse.
That event might have inspired a new TV show
I think it would be impossible not to give Jasper Carrot abuse.