I moved up here for the burds...

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Nora Batty?0
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Would ya0
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I've done a lot worse. When those rollers come out she'll look stunning...1
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Aaaah, that would be the good ol Cosetto Yo! stroller.
Sleek and quirky in design whilst lightweight with its aluminium frame, she's made a great decision there. Excellent for those tight turns, a modern chariot for a modern parent.
Special edition that one I believe.....14 -
AFKABartram said:
Aaaah, that would be the good ol Cosetto Yo! stroller.
Sleek and quirky in design whilst lightweight with its aluminium frame, she's made a great decision there. Excellent for those tight turns, a modern chariot for a modern parent.
Special edition that one I believe.....
Thought you were talking about the rollers there til the end bit
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Don't be silly. I thought it was obvious they were sleep-in rollers made famous by Amy Childs back in 2012ads said:AFKABartram said:Aaaah, that would be the good ol Cosetto Yo! stroller.
Sleek and quirky in design whilst lightweight with its aluminium frame, she's made a great decision there. Excellent for those tight turns, a modern chariot for a modern parent.
Special edition that one I believe.....
Thought you were talking about the rollers there til the end bit
She is hot property this one think she's the Wigan version of Alex Curran.
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Go on Leroy, fill yer boots. What have you got to lose?0
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Didn't she notice you taking the picture.
Can we have a weekly "up north" photo please.5 -
£100 mainatance per month.DaveMehmet said:Go on Leroy, fill yer boots. What have you got to lose?
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I definitely would.
Northern voice - Yohhhh-lohhhhh, you nohhh, carpay dim.
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Delorts bitch?0
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I actually think she would look half captain when done up. Leroy, tell her I'm interested.2
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What remains of my self-respect, my lunch and - quite possibly - my todger.DaveMehmet said:Go on Leroy, fill yer boots. What have you got to lose?
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I've done worse. Much, much worse6
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I thought this was Dale's reason for leaving for Brighton.0
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At last photo evidence of OP's norvern shag!0
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Not Amy Childs. I believe it was Alex Gerrard that started that stupid craze off.0
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looks like Little Mo from Eastenders to me0
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You can up here mate. 10 pints costs about the same as a bag of chips down there.Saga Lout said:
Proper beer n' all - none o' your soft southern shandy shite.
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Only got one experience of a 'Northern Lady'.
I was a young 18 year old on holiday, and got friendly one with this girl from Manchester - I know where she was from as had 'Made in Manchester' tattooed around her not inconsiderable left nipple.
I thought I was giving her the time of her life as we got 'intimate' on the sun loungers stacked up for the night by the pool, until she bellowed 'Come on Cockney, you aint got much pump'
Suffice to say that 'encouragement' didnt help matters.
Have steered clear since then, and my therapist is hopeful I will soon be able to have normal relationships with women.
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Every Northern woman I've ever been with has banged like a shithouse door in a gale. They don't 'do' sex any other way.
Geordie birds are the ultimate. Absolute lunatics.8 -
Absolutely this haha. Cracking up here but so true.Leroy Ambrose said:Every Northern woman I've ever been with has banged like a shithouse door in a gale. They don't 'do' sex any other way.
Geordie birds are the ultimate. Absolute lunatics.
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I remember a bird i done one a lads wkend in Manchester a few years ago. She was so 'verbal' during our time together, it was like banging Mel B from Bo Selecta!
"Ohhh put it there ya bastarrddd"8