thought this was funny
CLARK: RANGER MISSING
Blackpool manager Lee Clark has revealed striker Nile Ranger has been absent without leave from the club for a fortnight. Ranger joined the Championship club in August after Swindon terminated his contract and Clark has issued a plea for help in finding the player.
Clark told Blackpool newspaper The Gazette: "If anyone can let us know where he is, send me a letter and we will go from there. I don't know where he is, I haven't seen him for more than two weeks. He's been asked to report into training and has been asked to play in games and he hasn't been seen. For whatever reason Nile appears to be back in London but we don't know why. We've told him of the training schedule but he's decided that's not in his plans.
4
Comments
Wherever he is the bloke is a proper idiot. He had the potential for a life we'd all dream for but has made numerous awful decisions that now must mean he's finished.
Hilarious. Perhaps we can start some sort of Christmas campaign. People go missing all the time, Niall's family at Blackpool are very worried about him. He's tall, was last seen wearing a tangerine shirt and likes to have his belly tickled. Please do not feed him as he is on a special diet of being a mediocre overpaid footballer.
Niall doesn't like authority and has been in trouble with the law before, so if you see him, please do not approach him, call the club secretary at Blackpool and they'll arrange to have him caught
I'm in London.. Family issues.. For the people that claim they don't know where I AM !!