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Dennis Wise in syrup shocker

DA9
DA9 Posts: 11,091
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
On Setanta Sport yesterday

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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Oh thank God. Had a horrible feeling this was going to be a particularly niche "Would Ya" for a minute.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I predict a refund.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Needs the parting on the other side and a small tache.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Wtf is that all about
  • vff
    vff Posts: 6,881
    edited January 2015
    You think Wise would have better to have an Elton / Rooney / Claridge hair transplant.

    I know I would if I had the money.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Handsome.
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    vff said:



    I know I would if I had the money.

    Didn't Jiminez do him out of mega money in lawyers fees?
  • vff
    vff Posts: 6,881
    edited January 2015
    harveys gardener said:

    vff said:



    I know I would if I had the money.

    Didn't Jiminez do him out of mega money in lawyers fees?
    Yes, I think there was a court process. Don't remember what happened. At least it put the final nail in the coffin as Wise as potential manager / job at Charlton. I am sure that helped speed Dennis' hair loss process as well.

    That didn't help much with my hair needs either.
  • bexleycafc
    bexleycafc Posts: 92
    This?
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    image
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  • Pelham123
    Pelham123 Posts: 379
    Axminster
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Giving old Brucie a run for his money
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Always had small man syndrome, now it appears he's got no hair syndrome. A very dangerous combination.

    Prick
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    edited January 2015
    Shocking haircut. Where is his stylist from, North Korea?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    That's a shocker. Does he know what he looks like?

    Clearly didn't go to Eddie Jordan's rug maker did he?

    (I love they way that Eddie has three syrups of different lengths to simulate hair growth and then having your hair cut when he goes back to the short version!)
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Another one from the same maker:

    image

    But, Christ, never mind the rug - where did he get that whistle and the tie? An Oxfam shop circa 1978 presumably.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    cafcfan said:

    That's a shocker. Does he know what he looks like?

    Clearly didn't go to Eddie Jordan's rug maker did he?

    (I love they way that Eddie has three syrups of different lengths to simulate hair growth and then having your hair cut when he goes back to the short version!)

    That's an old Paul Daniels trick. You'll like it - not a lot!
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    Had a look at old pics of Wise, he wasn't going THAT bald so I'm very confused by this. Especially this shot of him apparently reacting to his future haircut.
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Unconfirmed rumours doing the rounds that Wise is very ill. I've heard the big C mentioned a few times and that would fit quite well with how gaunt he looked.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Obviously, if that is the case, we'll all apologise and I'm sure we'll all feel pretty bloody stupid.
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  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    brogib said:

    Obviously, if that is the case, we'll all apologise and I'm sure we'll all feel pretty bloody stupid.

    I put my post up more to stop anyone jumping in feet first, and then having that "I feel an a**e" feeling, if the rumours prove to be true.

    It may well be complete nonsense but he didn't look very well.

  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    They were ripping the piss out of it on 5live this morning, even the weather woman joined in
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    hahahahaha .. he looks more like Ernie than Dennis Wise
  • Hastingsaddick
    Hastingsaddick Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2015
    brogib said:

    Always had small man syndrome, now it appears he's got no hair syndrome. A very dangerous combination.

    Prick

  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Need your rug cleaned? Call Cosmo Cleaners or use promocode: CHARLTONLIFE15% online.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    I just usually rinse my Merkin out under the hot tap!
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,767
    To_Be_Franck said:

    Need your rug cleaned? Call Cosmo Cleaners or use promocode: CHARLTONLIFE15% online.

    You know how, when you click LOL, you normally don't actually laugh out loud?
    Well, I did at that. Good work @To_Be_Franck‌
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    soapy_jones said:

    I just usually rinse my Merkin out under the hot tap!

    Simples!!

    Oh sorry I misread that.

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