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She's out of your league....

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  • A female cornered on a train by a football fan, and it's not Katrien...
  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,650
    This my friends is the definition of thirsty. If it lasts a week then he'll have done alright
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Sad Bastard, who would do something like that?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited January 2015
    Seems to happen a lot in Southampton...

    http://www.espnfc.com/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/2224663/a-modern-day-love-story-southampton-help-fan-find-the-girl-of-his-dreams

    In this case Southampton told the kid to just get some balls and ask her outright... Which he did and succeeded - Lesson for you there Nigel!!
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,757
    He probably forgot to ask her for her number because he was too busy taking down those of all the passing trains.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    I'm sure she was on undateables lastnight
  • Stalker alert!
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103

    He probably forgot to ask her for her number because he was too busy taking down those of all the passing trains.

    That happened to me once
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    rananegra said:

    The bit where he said he'd found his "wife" made me cringe.

    If she's read that, she'll probably be down the solicitors this morning, sorting out an injunction.............
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Oh I see... She was just an unfortunate random sitting on a train minding her own business when some Palarse geek sat himself down, wrapped a ridiculous multi coloured woolen rag around her neck and took an unsolicited selfie? I assumed that they were both Nigels, phew. If they do wind up together lets hope the maternal line of the gene pool is dominant. Would not want another one of those stripey feckers roaming public transport embarrassing themselves!
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  • He forgot to get her number? He bottled it then. That is so cringe.
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    This would never happen to a Charlton fan. We'd be too interested in the train to worry about the girl
  • They were close to going a whole month without doing something ridiculous. I wonder what February has in store?
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    Just when you think the Nigels can't get anymore cringeworthy, they go and outdo themselves again.
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,963
    Addicted said:

    This would never happen to a Charlton fan. We'd have had her in the train toilet before we got off

    Corrected.

  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Am I the only one who thinks this is quite sweet really?
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Yeah so sweet it's sickly and cringeworthy
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,800
    Good on him I say
  • Gumbo
    Gumbo Posts: 957
    Rothko said:

    Good on him I say

    For what tho? Sticking a scarf around her or taking the photo!!
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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    He should have given her one at the time.
    Sounds like he's in the closet.
  • Ha ha palace. The gift that keeps on giving. No one does cringe like a Nigel.

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    Addicted said:

    This would never happen to a Charlton fan. We'd be too interested in the train to worry about the girl

    Ahem - Adrian - Blackpool :-)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    No problem with this!

    They're both average at best, they both support palace, they're perfect for one another.

    Imagine you saw a lovely looking lady on the train, she was wearing a cafc scarf and allowed a selfie... you'd be interested in asking more, but what if you left it too late to chat?

    Then she's gone and all you have is Charlton and an empty train...

    You'd be just as broken as he is as he searches for what he is seeing as the one that got away.

  • Dazzler21 said:

    No problem with this!

    They're both average at best, they both support palace, they're perfect for one another.

    Imagine you saw a lovely looking lady on the train, she was wearing a cafc scarf and allowed a selfie... you'd be interested in asking more, but what if you left it too late to chat?

    Then she's gone and all you have is Charlton and an empty train...

    You'd be just as broken as he is as he searches for what he is seeing as the one that got away.

    She wasn't wearing the scarf, he put it on her! He said she's 'now' Palace..........so he's turned her.........well he's probably turned her in more than one way. Soppy prat
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Dazzler21 said:

    No problem with this!

    They're both average at best, they both support palace, they're perfect for one another.

    Imagine you saw a lovely looking lady on the train, she was wearing a cafc scarf and allowed a selfie... you'd be interested in asking more, but what if you left it too late to chat?

    Then she's gone and all you have is Charlton and an empty train...

    You'd be just as broken as he is as he searches for what he is seeing as the one that got away.

    What do you mean 'all you have is Charlton and an empty train'???

    That's heaven!

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Pathetic use of social media. This sort of bollocks story is what the media loves. Metro make a massive thing about it with a page dedicated to people who can tweet in about people that they saw on the train they thought were fit.

    Stupid shite like "to the brunette on the district line who got off at Aldgate y'day, you took my heart away"

    More useless social media, hashtag, selfie buzzword pony we have to put up with.

    Having said that there's nothing wrong with sitting at your desk hitting F5 at a thread titled 'Andy Delort' every couple of minutes throughout August
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Can I bring the empty train home with me?
  • He's got more chance of seeing Palarse going down than the sort ........