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Retro Songs

A blast back to the old days which I heard tonight at the Tottenham v Sheffield Utd match ( obviously without Charlton) bit but how would you lot update it to be PC and be more inclusive to all Addick supporters

Charlton boys we are here...whoa whoa
Charlton boys we are here whoa whoa
Charlton boys we are here, to shag your women and drink your beer hoa whoa whoa wo.

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  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    ...lovely pitch but team so queer....
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,010
    oooh Bob Peeters....
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,679
    you'll never take the covered end,
    you'll never take the covered end.
  • Knees up Mother Brown
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,868
    1-0 to the Londoners
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,905
    Reading the title, I thought this was going to be another thread about Oasis.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,762

    Knees up Mother Brown

    I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    The one in which we ask Bill Shankly if he has heard of the North Bank Highbury....

    Wouldn't be the same asking Brendan Rogers if he has heard of any bits of the Emirates Stadium...!
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Oh Andy Hunt...
  • ockquote class="Quote" rel="SuedeAdidas">

    Knees up Mother Brown

    I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.

    Anyone remember the Knee up Mary Brown version sung to Tommy Docherty in the 70's

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  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,755

    ockquote class="Quote" rel="SuedeAdidas">

    Knees up Mother Brown

    I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.
    Anyone remember the Knee up Mary Brown version sung to Tommy Docherty in the 70's

    Whose up Mary Brown?

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,637
    You're going home in a London ambulance.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962

    Knees up Mother Brown

    Used to love singing that down the Covered End when we scored.

    Just terracing back then, and we'd all sing and do an almighty knees up - and fall onto those doing the knees up in front of us.

    Good days!

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    1905 said:

    ockquote class="Quote" rel="SuedeAdidas">

    Knees up Mother Brown

    I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.
    Anyone remember the Knee up Mary Brown version sung to Tommy Docherty in the 70's
    Whose up Mary Brown?



    Yes remember it well. Always made me laugh.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Wasn't there a song that went....
    Over there, over there and do they smell, like fuckin hell. ??

    Also -

    If I had the arse of a cow? and I had the wings of a crow, I'd fly above the Millwall and shit on the bastards below ,below and shit on the bastards below.

    Hit 'em on the 'head hit em on the 'head 'em the 'head with a baseball bat.

    Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
    That I love London so
    Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
    That I think of her wherever I go

    I get a funny feeling inside of me
    When walking up and down
    Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
    That I love London Town (get of yer sister)
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,125
    edited January 2015
    The first part is if I had the wings of a sparrow.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    The first part is if I had the wings of a sparrow.

    Cheers FOD, my memory is.......er......
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,264
    I remember we played Stoke back in the mid 90s. "Offside, mark stein is always offside, mark stein is always offside. Offside"

    I was about 12. I remember then, thinking, what a shit chant.
  • The famous Tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the pope repeat And this is what he said F@#k off. Whose that team they call the charlton whose team we all adore their the boys in red and white and their F@#king dynamite
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,637
    We hate andy pandy and we hate bill and ben, we hate ken dodd and his diddy men.

    We don't give a toss and we don't give a w*nk, we took the arsenal north bank.

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  • Greenie said:

    The first part is if I had the wings of a sparrow.

    Cheers FOD, my memory is.......er......
    Second line is and if I had the arse of a crow.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,622
    edited January 2015
    Greenie said:

    Wasn't there a song that went....
    Over there, over there and do they smell, like fuckin hell. ??

    Also -

    If I had the arse of a cow? and I had the wings of a crow, I'd fly above the Millwall and shit on the bastards below ,below and shit on the bastards below.

    Hit 'em on the 'head hit em on the 'head 'em the 'head with a baseball bat.

    Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
    That I love London so
    Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
    That I think of her wherever I go

    I get a funny feeling inside of me
    When walking up and down
    Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
    That I love London Town (get of yer sister)


    Jim Reeves - Distant Drums.

    I hear the sound, of distant bums....

    Over there, over there...

    Don't think we sung 'walking' up and down.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,231

    The famous Tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the pope repeat And this is what he said F@#k off. Whose that team they call the charlton whose team we all adore their the boys in red and white and their F@#king dynamite

    And Benny Fenton's mother Is a whore.

  • Remember the North Stand singing 'is the father Andy Cole' to David Beckham at the Valley every time we they had a corner. Found that quite amusing back in the day. Although, I am sure Mr Beckham didn't. Believe we lost that game 1-0 to a late Dwight Yorke winner!

    Personally, I always found 'bounce in a minute, we're gonna bounce in a minute' quite a laugh .... then you would get 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' (for a minute) and 'bouncy bouncy bouncy la la la la'

    Also liked the one about John Robinson:

    Johnny R Johhny R running down the wing, Johnny R Johnny R with his great big chin, feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Johnny R Johnny R Johnny R
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,755
    If you are a Tottenham Fan, and you've got a big nose
    We'll recognise you instantly, as one of those
    You'll stroll into the Watermans Arms, and hear that mighty roar
    Fuck off you Tottenham bastards, we are the Charlton boys
    i o i o we are the Charlton boys, i o i o we are the Charlton boys
  • Remember the North Stand singing 'is the father Andy Cole' to David Beckham at the Valley every time we they had a corner. Found that quite amusing back in the day. Although, I am sure Mr Beckham didn't. Believe we lost that game 1-0 to a late Dwight Yorke winner!

    Personally, I always found 'bounce in a minute, we're gonna bounce in a minute' quite a laugh .... then you would get 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' (for a minute) and 'bouncy bouncy bouncy la la la la'

    Also liked the one about John Robinson:

    Johnny R Johhny R running down the wing, Johnny R Johnny R with his great big chin, feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Johnny R Johnny R Johnny R

    What about when Peter Beardsley took a corner by the north stand and the chants of
    "You ugly bastard,
    you ugly bastard,
    ....."
    I don't suppose he liked that one either.
  • C_A_F_C said:

    1-0 to the Londoners Belgians

    We can but hope.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,917
    Not heard this one for a while:

    Back to The Valley.
    we're going Back to the Valley.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,073
    1905 said:

    If you are a Tottenham Fan, and you've got a big nose
    We'll recognise you instantly, as one of those
    You'll stroll into the Watermans Arms, and hear that mighty roar
    Fuck off you Tottenham bastards, we are the Charlton boys
    i o i o we are the Charlton boys, i o i o we are the Charlton boys

    Close, but not quite the version I recall.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,914
    "when Steve goes up
    to lift the Members Cup
    we'll be there
    we'll be there".

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