Traffic lights

iainment

Being a bit bored with the witty 'Charlton have let me down and I'm going to be whimsical' threads I thought I'd see if anyone shares my feelings about traffic light sequences.

Currently it's red, red and amber, green, amber, red.

I think it should be red, green, amber, red. Thus stopping the jumping of reds from stationery vehicles.

What do you think? Is this worth a Government petition?

Thank you.

Absurdistan

iainment said:

Being a bit bored with the witty 'Charlton have let me down and I'm going to be whimsical' threads I thought I'd see if anyone shares my feelings about traffic light sequences.

Currently it's red, red and amber, green, amber, red.

I think it should be red, green, amber, red. Thus stopping the jumping of reds from stationery vehicles.

What do you think? Is this worth a Government petition?

Thank you.

Get a life. ;-)

creepyaddick

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

guinnessaddick

When sitting at a red light, I always sing Cha, Cha, Changes and it works,

AddickFC81

creepyaddick said:

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

I've heard them reffered as yellow before.

PL54

creepyaddick said:

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

Fuck off

Baldybonce

PL54 said:

creepyaddick said:

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

Fuck off

tangerine?

PL54

Baldybonce said:

PL54 said:

creepyaddick said:

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

Fuck off

tangerine?

I meant to say creepy can't even drive

The_President

Start a boycott of traffic lights.

Baldybonce

PL54 said:

Baldybonce said:

PL54 said:

creepyaddick said:

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

Fuck off

tangerine?

I meant to say creepy can't even drive

nor can I but it doesn't stop us being silly.

ForeverAddickted

Are these like the Red Lights where ladies stand at windows or like the Red Lights that half a dozen cyclists go through in London?

creepyaddick

PL54 said:

Baldybonce said:

PL54 said:

creepyaddick said:

I've always thought it should be orange instead of amber

Fuck off

tangerine?

I meant to say creepy can't even drive

I can drive u fooking mad!
Anyway them little fucker midget lights that are groupies for the irishmen digging holes, they're the dodgy ones...don't upset them coz they got wheels and will chase ya!

legaladdick

I am appalled at the reference to stationEry vehicles. They aren't posting letters!! it is stationAry. Please let's get the important things right. (smiley face thingy)

iainment

legaladdick said:

I am appalled at the reference to stationEry vehicles. They aren't posting letters!! it is stationAry. Please let's get the important things right. (smiley face thingy)

I was referring to vehicles from Staples, Ryman and WH Smith.

Lincsaddick

This is a market economy, abolish all traffic lights, zebra crossings, roundabouts, indeed all traffic regulations .. he with the biggest, meanest vehicle wins .. I got a Challenger tank .. OK ??????

The_President

What gets me is that it seems like every weekend i am replacing the lights in my ceiling, but i never see any individual traffic lights that have burnt out.

tangoflash

red, red and Tango, green, Tango, red...............

guinnessaddick

tangoflash said:

red, red and Tango, green, Tango, red...............

Will only work if there is anothercr car behind you.

Greenie

I've emailed Katrien. I'll let you know what she says.

man_at_milletts

I don't particularly care, I'm a cyclist so it makes no odds what colour they are :-)

cafcfan

legaladdick said:

I am appalled at the reference to stationEry vehicles. They aren't posting letters!! it is stationAry. Please let's get the important things right. (smiley face thingy)

I think they were made of paper.
Anyway OP's idea would save a bit on electricity - not having two bulbs on at once.

Dazzler21

man_at_milletts said:

I don't particularly care, I'm a cyclist so it makes no odds what colour they are :-)

Accident waiting to happen

IdleHans

Greenie said:

I've emailed Katrien. I'll let you know what she says.

I'll send the flowers, must be my turn.

AddicksAddict

guinnessaddick said:

When sitting at a red light, I always sing Cha, Cha, Changes and it works,

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

AddicksAddict

man_at_milletts said:

I don't particularly care, I'm a cyclist so it makes no odds what colour they are :-)

I'd like to introduce you to this lorry.

Fiiish

Traffic lights are a nice idea, it's a pity hardly anyone seems to know how they're meant to drive in the presence of them.

My main gripe with them is that 9 out of 10 traffic-light controlled junctions I go through regularly would be much better as roundabouts. As for roundabouts that are also controlled by traffic lights...whoever came up with that gem should be shot, then shot again.

soapy_jones

What an utterly delightful thread. Sitting here at work contemplating my navel, bored and pissed off that I now don't seem to support a serious football team (did I ever...?).

Traffic Lights, hmmm!

My 5 year old Nephew is obsessed with them but he's Scottish!

cafcfan

soapy_jones said:

Traffic Lights, hmmm!

My 5 year old Nephew is obsessed with them but he's Scottish!

Canary Wharf leads the world in traffic light design take your nephew to see these suckers!

Karim_myBagheri

cafcfan said:

soapy_jones said:

Traffic Lights, hmmm!

My 5 year old Nephew is obsessed with them but he's Scottish!

Canary Wharf leads the world in traffic light design take your nephew to see these suckers!

don't remind me. took me 3 and half hours to get through those lights

soapy_jones

cafcfan said:

soapy_jones said:

Traffic Lights, hmmm!

My 5 year old Nephew is obsessed with them but he's Scottish!

Canary Wharf leads the world in traffic light design take your nephew to see these suckers!

Showed him them on the laptop when I was up there, he went bananas and I had to print a colour copy off for his bedroom wall!!!!!