Is that so the unfortunate bride couldn't see to run away if she had second thoughts?
Nobody runs from Palace, not even a bride. If she was having second thoughts she could have just said "boo" and they'd all have legged it home in tears.
What's going on with Zaha? Really need to here that he's been spotted in a service station on the outskirts of Liverpool or taking a leak in a bush in Stanley Park.
There literally aren't sufficient words in the dictionary to describe how cringeworthy these pre-pubescent perma-virgins are.
The bloke in the second one must be at least 23, possibly a fair bit older than that. Certainly he's not 12, which would be the maximum acceptable age for filming yourself in a variety of different Palace shirts impersonating a Sky Sports advert.
Stuff like this is why I'm certain that religion is nonsense and there is no God. No great, almighty power would leave us to rot at the mercy of Duchatalet, Southall and co and let Palace prosper in the top flight. Without doubt, the first thing any self-respecting all-seeing, all-knowing holyness would do after taking charge upstairs would be to say, "well those twats can f#ck off. Commence localised thunder storm, earthquake and typhoons in Thornton Heath."
It's the team now...taken from BBC report of tonight's Liverpool game.
Crystal Palace did not have a single touch in Liverpool's box - it's the first time any side has failed to do that in a Premier League match since Opta has been collecting data for this statistic
It's the team now...taken from BBC report of tonight's Liverpool game.
Crystal Palace did not have a single touch in Liverpool's box - it's the first time any side has failed to do that in a Premier League match since Opta has been collecting data for this statistic
I've thought all along that without the fans all the matches nowadays look like training sessions. That match looked like a training session where the manager put out his first team against a bunch of kids as a confidence booster.
It's the team now...taken from BBC report of tonight's Liverpool game.
Crystal Palace did not have a single touch in Liverpool's box - it's the first time any side has failed to do that in a Premier League match since Opta has been collecting data for this statistic
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https://twitter.com/not_motd/status/1159407168128466944?s=12
That real? Seriously?
What's going on with Zaha? Really need to here that he's been spotted in a service station on the outskirts of Liverpool or taking a leak in a bush in Stanley Park.
The bit at the end, where a rogue clip is followed by an iPhone menu... that’s Partridge level stuff. Amazing.
The bloke in the second one must be at least 23, possibly a fair bit older than that. Certainly he's not 12, which would be the maximum acceptable age for filming yourself in a variety of different Palace shirts impersonating a Sky Sports advert.
Stuff like this is why I'm certain that religion is nonsense and there is no God. No great, almighty power would leave us to rot at the mercy of Duchatalet, Southall and co and let Palace prosper in the top flight. Without doubt, the first thing any self-respecting all-seeing, all-knowing holyness would do after taking charge upstairs would be to say, "well those twats can f#ck off. Commence localised thunder storm, earthquake and typhoons in Thornton Heath."
My eyes! My eyes!!!
Can now the second one.
What a cnut.
Crystal Palace did not have a single touch in Liverpool's box - it's the first time any side has failed to do that in a Premier League match since Opta has been collecting data for this statistic
A sad indictment on a middle class upbringing in Surrey.
I'm pretty sure they're already are socially distanced from children by law.
I don’t know what to say.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0009926085800234