Every club has a fair share, mixture, "type of person" that supports the club. But this is how I would typically brand a few that come to mind.
" The Arsenal Fan"
Your likely to be a harmless person, but perhaps you realise that, so have to be an annoying Pratt to make up for it. You are mostly, normal, down to earth, un thuggish, but probably not really have much of an interesting personality or character. You think your the mutts nutts. Ya mates disagree, heavily...
"The Middlesborough fan"
I instantly feel sorry for you, not because you support a bad team for footballing reasons, but because I've been to Middlesborough. This is assuming no one born outside Middlesborough, is going to support Middlesborough.
You can't afford to take life too seriously so may even be a happy chap. I would say that if you have sense you would relocate. Then when someone asks, "who do you support?", the answer Middlesborough is just something that follows you around because you were born in Middlesborough.
Your probably overweight.
"The Fulham fan"
Your quite possibly a ghost, because Fulham simply, don't have fans. Being a Fulham fan doesn't happen by accident so you probably became one as an adult. You went to a game after work, as advised by a friend, and never looked back, and also never look at the away stand, the passionate supporters.
A Fulham fan is generally not a very passionate supporter or would really feel a huge amount of pain after defeat. Football is not "number 1" for the Fulham supporter, in a way, this is a life advantage.
"The Chelsea fan"
My god. What a tosser. In your book your always right, never wrong. Chelsea, this, Chelsea that, you can't lose because the reality of losing a game is too unbearable to accept. You've shagged "loads of birds", according to you, but also may look like the elephant man. The Chelsea supporter is going to have a particularly high opinion of itself.
A generic male Chelsea supporter is a very unlike- able person.
A female Chelsea supporter is most likely to be quite fit.
A random selection. Any insight of others clubs fans to continue it?
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It doesn't matter what you achieve as a manager, it is never enough. The Premier League, The Champions League, the Phillips Stayen cup or the Brian Clough trophy, it's irrelevant. The second after you lose a game, you're on the phone to 606, demanding that Daniel Levy sacks the manager. Of course, you know the answer - it's the manager who happens to have taken a plucky, overperforming side to the upper reaches of the league. They're going to replicate the success at Spurs, how could they not?
The generic Spurs fan takes notice only of the teams around Spurs. Teams below 10th in the Prem and the teams in the football league consist of muddy pitches with 200 fans sitting around drinking Bovril. They're not important.
The average Spurs fan is a guy in his late 20s who doesn't really show a wide interest in football, but has ventured into the club shop and bought a scarf.
Quite a relatively normal, level headed person but always have ya moments. Strangely, you often find yourself contemplating the idea of adding highlights to your hair, but not exactly sure why.
Most likely earn a living doing a standard 9-5 office job, wishing the office hottie/receptionist was the woman waiting for you at home.
You lived a sex drugs rock n roll lifestyle in your past, but never bring it up even though you have trouble moving on.
Recently checked out of prawn sandwhich rehab.
Your a good parent.
Neil Morrissey, wearing a giant foam 'pointing' hand
Quite a relatively normal, level headed person who did once go over the top with a packet of McVitie's digestives. Strangely, you often find yourself contemplating the idea of putting net curtains up, but you're not exactly sure why.
Most likely earned a living doing a standard 9-5 office job but now rely on your pension with Norwich Union (you can't yet bring yourself to call it Aviva). You spend your days in Poundland, on fishing trips and bus spotting tours, analysing Jeff Stelling's facial features and secretly checking other people's grammar. You wish that Thora Hird was the woman waiting for you at home.
You lived a socks, dogs & sausage roll lifestyle in your past, but never bring it up now because that might make you seem too edgy to those around you.
Recently checked out of Horlicks rehab.
You're a good parent, grand parent and great-uncle.
You are from one of two categories, you are either an Essex based wide boy who thinks that "tawkin' lyk ah geezuh, mayyyte" immediately makes you a pwopa nawtee hard man, when in reality you look like a market seller from Dagenham
Or, you are a London based ex footballer from the eighties/nineties that somehow managed to lick enough arse to get a gig on a football based show on TV, however they have laughably labelled you a 'pundit' when in reality the only sports you are now interested in are the dogs and the gee-gees
There are only 2 places a Newcastle fan will most likely ever go, Newcastle and a Spanish island, ie, Tenerife. A Geordie can't resist a Spanish cheap simple holiday. Other then that Newcastle is the kingdom that you will defend to the bone.
The narrow minded Geordie is a mixture of lack of intelligence, and, admirable, slightly deluded, passion.
You most likely applied for Geordie shore as you thought it was a Saturday night quiz game hosted by Ant n Dec, who you see as religious symbols.
You think going topless showing off your fat to the opposite sex, will attract them.
You are a genuinely friendly, but "unrealistic" person, among other personality traits.