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Cut Myself a Thousand Times, Then Get into a Vinegar Bath
paulie8290
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I would rather take a bath, fill it with vinegar, cut myself a thousand times, immerse myself slowly for an hour,
Something Simon Cowell has said he would rather do than work with Katie Hopkins on BGT, which got me thinking what would you rather do than spend anytime with her
I will start off:
I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her
Something Simon Cowell has said he would rather do than work with Katie Hopkins on BGT, which got me thinking what would you rather do than spend anytime with her
I will start off:
I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her
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Open this threa......
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I'd probably just work with her and take my handsome pay cheque. You enjoy your pile of needles4
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I'd rather just spend a bit of time with her to be honest.0
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She probably wouldn't give you the chance, Paulie.paulie8290 said:
I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her
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Early contender for thread of the year.2
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You know me, not gonna let the team downCallumcafc said:Early contender for thread of the year.
honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood3 -
You not working at the moment then Pauline?paulie8290 said:
You know me, not gonna let the team downCallumcafc said:Early contender for thread of the year.
honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood0 -
think id rather spend time with her than you to be honest.8
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No, my contract at crossrail finished, as that part of the project was ending, so I am looking againBrendan_O_Connell said:
You not working at the moment then Pauline?paulie8290 said:
You know me, not gonna let the team downCallumcafc said:Early contender for thread of the year.
honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood0 -
debating for reams of pages about no replacement for YK ,moving on from chris powell ,shd we clap him ,look up old girlfriends in blackpool and menopausal girlfriends who dont come across !???
surely anytime spent with old rubber chops would be easy be comparison0 -
...f**k her than fight her.2
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Don't actually mind her to be honest says what some people are too PC to say. Great thread though mate.1
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Are you, Phyllis, Ada, Elizabeth, Victoria, Mary, Sofia, Jessica or Ellie?paulie8290 said:
No, my contract at crossrail finished, as that part of the project was ending, so I am looking againBrendan_O_Connell said:
You not working at the moment then Pauline?paulie8290 said:
You know me, not gonna let the team downCallumcafc said:Early contender for thread of the year.
honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood
Never heard of a Pauline...
http://www.crossrail.co.uk/construction/tunnelling/meet-our-giant-tunnelling-machines/0 -
It's usually the other way round for me.......ValleyGary said:...f**k her than fight her.
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Suffocation, no breathing0
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I would!0
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why would she be on BGT? She hasn't got any after all.0
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She can't talk much if she's face down in a pillow....2
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Katie Hopkins would be an interesting choice given BGT showcasing contestants who are non-white/claiming benefits/have a sob story/from poorer backgrounds/disabled/single mothers/fat/obese, given her record of publicly attacking people who sit in one or more of those categories. And by interesting I mean terrible. I'm sure loads of people will watch it just to watch her stir the hornet's nest.0
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This. Anyone who offends the CL cardigan wearers is ok with me.BR7_addick said:Don't actually mind her to be honest says what some people are too PC to say. Great thread though mate.
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I would rather shit in my hands and clap
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If this was started in a funny mood id hate to open one started in a shit moodpaulie8290 said:
You know me, not gonna let the team downCallumcafc said:Early contender for thread of the year.
so now I am in a funny mood1 -
Funny as in peculiarsmiffyboy said:
If this was started in a funny mood id hate to open one started in a shit moodpaulie8290 said:
You know me, not gonna let the team downCallumcafc said:Early contender for thread of the year.
so now I am in a funny mood
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And then make a thread about itpaulie8290 said:I would rather take a bath, fill it with vinegar, cut myself a thousand times, immerse myself slowly for an hour,
Something Simon Cowell has said he would rather do than work with Katie Hopkins on BGT, which got me thinking what would you rather do than spend anytime with her
I will start off:
I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her
"Has anyone ever jumped into some cacti, followed by by a pile of used needles and then had a dip in a lemon juice river?" Listed under fun, jokes & captions March 20150 -
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