Fix Me a New One Doctor ((:>)

Lincsaddick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219

Begs the question .. who's would you like in an emergency ?

brogib

If anyone wants 8" off the tip of mine, please inbox me

DaveMehmet

Without wanting to be stereotypical, you've got a good chance of an upgrade if the donor is south African

tangoflash

Surgeons at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital performed a nine-hour operation to attach a donated penis.

Blimey, there's some right generous people out there.........

iaitch

I had a penis transplant, they attached an elephant trunk, very impressive but the only downside was that it leapt out my trousers everytime I went past a bun shop.