I wouldn't advise doing anything like procrastination on a work pc, and I never trust that any office is not cctv'd up.
I'm working double bubble today and having a massive bank holiday pay dump whilst perusing this site on my phone. Start off with that. Sit on the can and see how long it will take for a poo to fall out of you. Report back once stretched and empty
Quick tug under the desk. Like Carter says, don't trust that the cctv isn't working though, so keep a straight face when you get to the vinegar strokes
Search for a new job that doesn't require you to work on a bank holiday.
but then I wouldn't get a random day off in lieu when all my friends and family are at work............ oh
seriously though, I normally don't mind taking my turn but I have done 7 trades all day and am now waiting for some bloke in Romania to decide that there is nothing else we can do so I can go piss about with the dlr and the train just to get home.
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Or that Wikipedia game where you pick a random page and have to use the links to get to Jesus.
I'm working double bubble today and having a massive bank holiday pay dump whilst perusing this site on my phone. Start off with that. Sit on the can and see how long it will take for a poo to fall out of you. Report back once stretched and empty
seriously though, I normally don't mind taking my turn but I have done 7 trades all day and am now waiting for some bloke in Romania to decide that there is nothing else we can do so I can go piss about with the dlr and the train just to get home.