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Sunday's Headlines Today

We haven't done this for a while, lets have a crack at what Sunday's headlines will hopefully be saying.
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  • "Jewell Beats Egg"
  • 'chelsea, arsenal, liverpool and man utd, read all about them over our 10 page sports section...other teams played yesterday as well'
  • [cite]Posted By: ltgtr[/cite]'chelsea, arsenal, liverpool and man utd, read all about them over our 10 page sports section...other teams played yesterday as well'

    lol, funny man funny
  • 'Bent scores 8 times a night' - News of the World

    Dannielle Lloyd gives us an exclusive on how Marcus whilst appearing unable to score on the pitch, is the golden boot winner off it.
  • edited April 2007
    Reds Bust Rovers!
  • "This win will Spur us on"

    Alan Pardew sent out a rallying cry ahead of next week's crunch derby match with Tottenham after taking three points away from Ewood Park. "It's all to play for, with Sheffield United, Wigan and Fulham losing along with West Ham's points deduction, we're still in this. Up the Addicks!"

    (pinch -ow! damn!)
  • 'blackburn beer upset as pubs drunk dry by flying fans before coach party could arrive...'
  • "Charlton coach turned back:

    A Charlton coach was turned back from Ewood Park, after police found what they described as a 'ginger bearded dude' on one of the coaches. Due to the size and colour of the beard, police said it was a health and safety risk to allow the owner of the beard to wander around the ground, branding it a serious trip hazard. The incident has been reported to the Health & Safety Executive, who are expected to order the removal of the beard under a general anesthetic"
  • "Rommarkable"

    Unlikely hero Dennis Rommedahl kept Charltons season alive by netting a dramatic late winner as Charlton came from behind to win 2-1 at Ewood Park. With Sheffield United beaten at home to already relegated Watford and relegation rivals Wigan and West Ham drawing 1-1, the Danish Internationals late strike could prove to be a £50m goal.
  • [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]"Rommarkable"

    Unlikely hero Dennis Rommedahl kept Charltons season alive by netting a dramatic late winner as Charlton came from behind to win 2-1 at Ewood Park. With Sheffield United beaten at home to already relegated Watford and relegation rivals Wigan and West Ham drawing 1-1, the Danish Internationals late strike could prove to be a £50m goal.

    'Dane saves Charlton's bacon'
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  • Talal El Cock-surey

    Super confident Talal El Karkouri promised to keep Charlton in the Premiership after scoring a staggering 55 yard winner at Ewood Park.

    In an astonishing post match celebration he also went to each of Charlton's travelling 6 thousand fans and high fived them whilst shouting 'is niiice!'.
  • [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]"Charlton coach turned back:

    A Charlton coach was turned back from Ewood Park, after police found what they described as a 'ginger bearded dude' on one of the coaches. Due to the size and colour of the beard, police said it was a health and safety risk to allow the owner of the beard to wander around the ground, branding it a serious trip hazard. The incident has been reported to the Health & Safety Executive, who are expected to order the removal of the beard under a general anesthetic"

    top notch lol


    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]Talal El Cock-surey

    Super confident Talal El Karkouri promised to keep Charlton in the Premiership after scoring a staggering 55 yard winner at Ewood Park.

    In an astonishing post match celebration he also went to each of Charlton's travelling 6 thousand fans and high fived them whilst shouting 'is niiice!'.

    also v funny

    I love these threads, good call barts
  • LOL PassittoLeaburn

    Proper good chuckle at my desk.
  • LIGHTS GO OUT FOR SPARKY

    Blackburn's season drifts into a disappointing end as Charlton secure the three points that keep them alive in the relegation battle.
  • [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]In an astonishing post match celebration he also went to each of Charlton's travelling 6 thousand fans and high fived them whilst shouting 'is niiice!'.

    I assume this was after he got changed into his 'man-kini'
  • E WOOD WOULDN'T HE !

    Marcus Bent returned to haunt his old Club by scoring a hat-trick that takes Charlton a step nearer survival. His other half, Celebrity Big Brother 'beauty' Danielle Lloyd, was overhead to say 'he scores regularly with me too'.
  • "Zheng and Song of six pens"
    Darren Bent netted six penalties yesterday as Charlton chalked up a remarkable 6-0 drubbing of Blackburn in front of 6,000 raucous travelling fans. Three of the penalties were awared for fouls on Zheng Zi, the other three for fouls on Alexandre Song, and the victory hauls Charlton up to 15th in the table.
  • CHARLTON AND THE WHEELIES KICK START THEIR SEASON

    Its becoming common knowledge in South East London the importance Alan Pardew places on creating the right atmospher pre-match. In recent weeks the Valley has played host to flags, clackers, opera singers and ABBA tribute acts. But what possessed the Charlton manager to send his players out for the warm up on motor cross bikes is anyones guess. With the Ewood pitch cut up as the Charlton players conducted a series of bunny hops, water jumps, see-saws and crossing a narrow bridge, the ingenious ploy did the trick with Charlton riding out comfortable winners, and Blackburn failing to get out of second gear.
  • very clever SS
  • CHARLTON COMPLETE SUCCESSFUL OPERATION

    Coaxing 6,000 moaning, whinging, ungrateful, floating supporters to travel the length of the country, the ambitious plan sadly worked for Charlton, running out comfortable winners, and leaving the mass of travelling morons to go home and burn their Arsenal / Man U / Chelsea shirts and contemplate getting a Charlton season ticket next season. Losers.

    *Simon Jordan writes every Sunday in the Mail on Sunday
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  • RELEGATION BATTLE KEPT ALIVE BY BENT DECISIONS

    In response to West Ham's highly suspicious punishment on Friday, Darren Bent fired a brace to kept Charlton's hope of survival alive and hammered a blow to West Ham's attempts to buy and bribe their way out of trouble.
  • 'west ham to appeal fine after losing to wigan, club wants money back and a points deduction instead'
  • CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS
  • edited April 2007
    [cite]Posted By: ltgtr[/cite]'west ham to appeal fine after losing to wigan, club wants money back and a points deduction instead'
    lol :-)
  • [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS

    Who is this Stripey, Nigel joker, ban him AFKA.
  • [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS

    Oi you, b*gger off to your own board - you're welcome here but only if you abide by AFKA's rules, and you've just broken today's!!
  • [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS

    Who is this Stripey, Nigel joker, ban him AFKA.

    Ban me .......No may never! ;-)
  • charlton fan, nicknamed 'ltgtr', misses subsidised luxury flight home after being chased round blackburn by 71 coach loads of fellow fans after winding them up about the long journey back to london.
  • *KETTMANS MINIBUS MAYHEM*

    A large gang of drunken lads most wearing Charlton shirts one wearing a west ham scarf was seen causing chaos at the gravesend and northfleet game yesterday afternoon. One of the lads was acting out of control with a thermos flask and blanket in a sainsbury carrier.

    Turns out no-one was nominated for petrol duty. The van was later found abandoned on the a2 London bound.
  • [cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]"Zheng and Song of six pens"
    Darren Bent netted six penalties yesterday as Charlton chalked up a remarkable 6-0 drubbing of Blackburn in front of 6,000 raucous travelling fans. Three of the penalties were awared for fouls on Zheng Zi, the other three for fouls on Alexandre Song, and the victory hauls Charlton up to 15th in the table.

    After the mother of a day you have just started my weekend.

    Quality- Very clever/ funny!
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