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Who here would seriously wear one of these?

These may be old news, in fact I think the male one is from last year, but I've never seen anything like these before.
I genuinely can't believe anyone wouldn't think they look like an idiot wearing one of these things.

:astonished:

Comments

  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    only if they came in XXXL
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    I see the bloke in the third picture has his name tattooed on his chest ....
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Come on, just admit you want to buy one so you can strut around the wetherspoons in Romford wearing it. (:
  • So wrong.
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    I'd rather wear a Charlton shirt ;o)
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    edited April 2015
    Are these sort of pictures allowed on here?
    After my tasteful photo of Onyewo got censored, I'd expect a yellow card if I were you @lordromford - be careful out there!
    Anyway, never mind the blokes - in that second picture - the fat woman in the yellow sarong - what was she thinking?
    What's that chap doing with the "fruit-based drinks" - how embarrassing are they?
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    My wife suggests that a finger stall will suffice, she should have gone to Spec savers !
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,274
    I don't get how the women's one stays on
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    sam3110 said:

    I don't get how the women's one stays on

    I am imagining how they stay on
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    I am imagining how they come off.
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  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Popping your junk in a pringles tube and tying round the waist with some string would look better than this
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Do they do one for blokes that dress on the right?
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,848
    I seem to recall pictures on here of our erstwhile match thread hero RedMidland wearing something not dissimilar to this - and they were equally disturbing!!
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,572
    sam3110 said:

    I don't get how the women's one stays on

    As long as they don't break wind they should be ok
  • Addicted said:

    Popping your junk in a pringles tube and tying round the waist with some string would look better than this

    Ha ha pringles tube. Alright Tripod
  • willieduff
    willieduff Posts: 986
    Granpa said:

    I am imagining how they come off.

    Granpa said:

    I am imagining how they come off.

    Now Now Granpa think of your blood pressure
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804

    Addicted said:

    Popping your junk in a pringles tube and tying round the waist with some string would look better than this

    Ha ha pringles tube. Alright Tripod
    I'll be sure to manufacture different sizes. Baked bean tin, tuna can and shot glass
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    sam3110 said:

    I don't get how the women's one stays on

    Self adhesive pantie liners.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,572

    sam3110 said:

    I don't get how the women's one stays on

    Self adhesive pantie liners.
    Velcro!
  • These may be old news, in fact I think the male one is from last year, but I've never seen anything like these before.
    I genuinely can't believe anyone wouldn't think they look like an idiot wearing one of these things.

    :astonished:

    I this the theme for Fancy Dress at St Andrews next Saturday ?