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  • For mash get Smash!
  • MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW
  • ORanjeboom oranjeboom
    its a lager not a tune.
  • it's too orangey for crows - it's just for me and my dog (kia ora)
  • um bongo, um bongo, they drink it in the congo
  • edited April 2007
    Tartan - It's the bitter people choose - given the choice.

    Advertised by that northern oaf Colin Welland. Shows what they know about bitter. It was keg shite!
  • Castrol GTX - Liquid engineering.
  • Splash it on all over (Brut)
  • its the milky bar kid...
  • ssshh....you know who
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  • You'll wonder where the Yellow went,
    When you brush your teeth with Pepsident.









    OK, I am a sad old git, I'll get me zimmer frame!
  • edited November 2017
    An evening in September,
    Summer's main force is spent,
    A dog barking somewhere in Sussex,
    Can be heard...
    From a village In Kent

    An ancient elm remains unmoved
    As a swallow performs some tricks,
    And the man who bats at number 3
    Hits a gnat...
    For 6

    Such an evening should be celebrated,
    So, it's no ordinary bitter for me.

    Tonight let money be no object,
    I'll have a pint of JC
  • Texan - a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew
  • Cresta - it's frothy, man !
  • Tetley make tea bags, make tea...
  • Boysie said:

    Texan - a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew

    I think that quote was actually for Toffos.

    Texan Advert

    Cowboy up for assassination by S American bandits, presumably Mexicans.
    A last request Gringo?
    Yeah just let me finish this here Texan bar.
    Takes him so long Mexican firing squad fall asleep. Yank walks off muttering "Texan, sure is a mighty chew"
  • You can't stand it with Bandit!
  • Avalanche? No thanks, just had one.
  • How do you want your eggs? Fried or boiled?
  • Course you can Malcolm.
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  • That’s handy Harry stick it in the oven
  • edited November 2017
    PG Tips- Dad, do you know this pianos on my foot.
    You hum it son, and I’ll play it
  • Those hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid
  • Consulate - cool as a mountain stream
  • Sorry mate, you're too late. The best peas went to Farrows.

    I was recently reminded of this after @sillav nitram raised a request for ring pulls to be added to his Farrow's marrowfat peas (no other supplier considered). That cartoon crow from the early 60s who demanded to know where his dinner had gone still has a lot to answer for.
  • 1001 cleans a big big carpet
  • Nuts whole hazelnuts. Ooh!
    Cadburys take them and they cover them in chocolate.

    And

    It’s so big you gotta grin to get it in ( wagon wheels )
  • The man from Del Monte, he say “Yes”.
  • 1001 cleans a big, big carpet for less than half a crown!
  • Look out, look out, there's a Humphrey about...
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