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  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    For mash get Smash!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    ORanjeboom oranjeboom
    its a lager not a tune.
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    it's too orangey for crows - it's just for me and my dog (kia ora)
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    um bongo, um bongo, they drink it in the congo
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    edited April 2007
    Tartan - It's the bitter people choose - given the choice.

    Advertised by that northern oaf Colin Welland. Shows what they know about bitter. It was keg shite!
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Castrol GTX - Liquid engineering.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Splash it on all over (Brut)
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,619
    its the milky bar kid...
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    ssshh....you know who
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  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    You'll wonder where the Yellow went,
    When you brush your teeth with Pepsident.









    OK, I am a sad old git, I'll get me zimmer frame!
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    edited November 2017
    An evening in September,
    Summer's main force is spent,
    A dog barking somewhere in Sussex,
    Can be heard...
    From a village In Kent

    An ancient elm remains unmoved
    As a swallow performs some tricks,
    And the man who bats at number 3
    Hits a gnat...
    For 6

    Such an evening should be celebrated,
    So, it's no ordinary bitter for me.

    Tonight let money be no object,
    I'll have a pint of JC
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    Texan - a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    Cresta - it's frothy, man !
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    Tetley make tea bags, make tea...
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Boysie said:

    Texan - a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew

    I think that quote was actually for Toffos.

    Texan Advert

    Cowboy up for assassination by S American bandits, presumably Mexicans.
    A last request Gringo?
    Yeah just let me finish this here Texan bar.
    Takes him so long Mexican firing squad fall asleep. Yank walks off muttering "Texan, sure is a mighty chew"
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    You can't stand it with Bandit!
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Avalanche? No thanks, just had one.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    How do you want your eggs? Fried or boiled?
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Course you can Malcolm.
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  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    That’s handy Harry stick it in the oven
  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    edited November 2017
    PG Tips- Dad, do you know this pianos on my foot.
    You hum it son, and I’ll play it
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    Those hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Consulate - cool as a mountain stream
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,677
    Sorry mate, you're too late. The best peas went to Farrows.

    I was recently reminded of this after @sillav nitram raised a request for ring pulls to be added to his Farrow's marrowfat peas (no other supplier considered). That cartoon crow from the early 60s who demanded to know where his dinner had gone still has a lot to answer for.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    1001 cleans a big big carpet
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Nuts whole hazelnuts. Ooh!
    Cadburys take them and they cover them in chocolate.

    And

    It’s so big you gotta grin to get it in ( wagon wheels )
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    The man from Del Monte, he say “Yes”.
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,958
    1001 cleans a big, big carpet for less than half a crown!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    Look out, look out, there's a Humphrey about...

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