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  • My mate billy
    Had a 10ft willy and he showed it to the girl next door.
    She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake
    So now it's 2ft 4

    Be happy with that an all
  • I remember girls used to play a highly complex game involving chucking two tennis balls at a wall, but always accompanied by a huge range of songs.
    That area of childhood culture from about 3 to 11, with its songs and sayings, is absolutely fantastic because it is handed down orally from child to child, and adults have little to do with it.
    I know the characters were older, but the story by Stephen King, The Body, captures that sense of childhood singularity really well, as does Dennis Potter's 'Blue Remembered Hills' capture it (rather chillingly).
  • You can build a wall around you.....(something something something)
    Break out!
    Reach out!
    Let the walls tumble down down down.
    Break out!
    Reach out!
    Let the walls tumble down.
  • You can build a wall around you.....(something something something)
    Break out!
    Reach out!
    Let the walls tumble down down down.
    Break out!
    Reach out!
    Let the walls tumble down.

    Style Council?

  • My favourite was "Morning has broken " .

    At Oakfield Lane Primary, we used to join other local schools for singing festivals where we'd all sing prepared songs together inc this one.:

    Nelly Bligh piped her eye
    When she went to sleep
    When she wakened up again
    Her eye began to peep
    Hey Nelly, ho Nelly
    Harken unto me
    I'll sing to thee
    I'll play to thee
    A joyful melody "

    Then there were the old favourites : " D'ye ken John Peel " and " Green grow the rushes o " .

    Ah ! Victorian times ! Those were the days !

    :smile:
  • He's got the whole world in his hands

    Cross over the road my friend

    Were you there were you there

    Everybody's building

    Jerusalem in secondary school
  • London's Burning

    Sing Hosanna

    If I Had a Hammer
  • I am remember a "tiddly-tiddly-tiddly" type song that was played as we danced round the maypole. I've no idea what it was called.
  • Sweaty Betty had a big vagina
    Sweaty Betty fit a bus inside her
    Sweaty Betty lived on a sewage farm
    Nearly lost my feckin arm
  • "ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo"....whenever a fight started.
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  • brogib said:

    This is one I was particularly good at when I was studying at Fossedene Primary, specially when we done it in a round when some started before the others, made the hairs stand up on the back of you neck. I think the fold away apparatus in the hall helped with the acoustics mind.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Th3PkAFAA

    I can remember singing that with my daughter when she was in primary school, thanks for the video that will make her smile tonight and that is not an easy thing to do for someone in the middle of A Level revision :)
  • My favourite was "Morning has broken " .

    Wife chose it for our wedding so probably have to agree with you on this.
  • We had to sing a bloody awful song about a little donkey.
  • Stig said:

    We had to sing a bloody awful song about a little donkey.

    Not the one on the dusty road?!

    Even as a 4/5 year old I thought that was crap, I never felt like I drew our audience in, maybe we shoulda done that in a round an all
  • There was one about semolina
  • Isn't it a pity
    that the lady in the city
    got a hitty on titty
    by a hard boiled egg!
  • Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it
    Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it
  • I was sitting In the grass and it was running out me arse

    Diarrhoea diarrhoea

    Numerous other verses all ended in diarrhoea diarrhoea


    The only other one I can remember WaS

    I was running up the stairs and it was flying every where

    Diarrhoea diarrhoea

    I went running into class and it shot straight out My arse

    Diarrhoea diarrhoea
  • In the playground,
    Georgie Best, Superstar!
    Wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra.
  • Cauliflowers Fluffy and cabbages green
    Strawberries are sweeter than any I've seen
    Beetroots purple and onions white
    All grow steadily day and night

    The apples are ripe and the plums are red
    The broadbeans are sleeping in their blankety bed

    Blackberries are juicy and rhubards sour
    Marrows fattening hour by hour
    Gooseberries hairy and lettuces fat
    Radishes round and runner beans flat

    The apples are ripe and the plums are red
    The broadbeans are sleeping in their blankety bed

    Orangey carrots and turnips cream
    Reddening tomatoes that used to be green
    Brown potatoes in little heaps
    Down in the darkness where the celery sleeps

    The apples are ripe and the plums are red
    The broadbeans are sleeping in their blankety bed, Yea!
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  • I was sitting In the grass and it was running out me arse

    Diarrhoea diarrhoea

    Numerous other verses all ended in diarrhoea diarrhoea


    The only other one I can remember WaS

    I was running up the stairs and it was flying every where

    Diarrhoea diarrhoea

    I went running into class and it shot straight out My arse

    Diarrhoea diarrhoea

    It comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun...
  • A little puff of wind
    coming from the heart,
    on its journey downwards
    is commonly called a fart.

    A fart is good for everyone,
    it gives everybody ease,
    it warms the bed in winter
    and is music to the fleas.
  • Cool for Cats - Squeeze in primary school
  • Ching Chong chinaman went to milk a cow
    Ching Chong chinaman didn't know how
    Ching Chong chinaman pressed the wrong tit
    Ching Chong chinaman got a face full of shit.
  • Old king Cole was a smelly old soul
    And a smelly old soul was he
    He got up in the middle of the night
    To go to the lavatory
    The lavatory was occupied
    And so was was the kitchen sink
    It had to be done
    It had to be done
    So out of the window he stuck his bum
    A little old man was walking by
    Heard a rumbling in the sky
    He looked up, the poo came down
    Now they call him Mr Brown
  • A song in primary school I remember belting out with a gusto was I vow to thee my country.
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